07/04/2026
Listen, writing a Literature Review is just professional territory marking:
you start by sniffing out the fattest moths in the garden while ignoring the dusty old flies (Selection), then you pile your toys into groups—one for ’Salmon smells‘ and one for ’Chicken‘—to see which cats are purring and which are hissing at each other (Synthesis) 🐈⬛
you keep your eyes narrow and give the side-eye to any bowl that smells soggy because just because a human served it doesn’t mean it’s good (Evaluation), all so you can find that one tiny, hidden Amazon box that no other cat has crawled into yet (The Gap), and once you‘ve found that empty spot, you sit in it, lick your paws, and meow loudly to let the whole house know this kingdom is yours.
🐾 Haggis