19/08/2026
THREE PROBLEMS. THREE FIXES.
Nobody wakes up wanting a crystal malt. They wake up wanting a b**r that holds its head.
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PROBLEM: The head’s gone by the third sip.
CHIT MALT
Barely germinated, so it keeps the raw grain’s protein. Protein builds foam.
Head retention, body and stable haze. Low colour, Low flavour.
Max 3.5 °EBC · 3-10% of grist · Hazy IPA · NEIPA · Unfiltered l***r
PROBLEM: You want body. You don’t want amber.
CARAGLOW
Simpsons’ lightest caramalt. Adds fullness and a gentle sweetness, then leaves your colour alone.
10-20 °EBC · 5-15% · Standard caramalt sits at 30-42 °EBC
PROBLEM: Brown malt flavour. No ashtray.
EXPORT PALE BROWN
Ca a quarter the colour of Brown Malt, and none of the acrid dryness. Just Biscuit, dry cocoa, subtle coffee, clean finish.
95-120 °EBC · 5-15% · Brown Malt sits at 400.9-508.1 °EBC