NSBE (National Society Of Black Engineers)-Ghana National College

01/08/2013

Watch out for the next NSBE conference at KNUST

14/02/2013

15/01/2013

Gravity

Have you ever stumbled, dropped something, or felt the weight of something on aching muscles? Tennessee wants you to know that it feels your pain, and is finally doing something about it! "Last year I drunk-drove off a cliff and fractured a rib," said TN Republican Party Chair Eustace P. Poltypont, "And ever since then, I've been agonizing over what could possibly have caused such a catastrophe. It obviously wasn't my drinking - I'm drunk every day, but I've only ever driven off the road a few dozen times this year. And then it hit me: Gravity."

Following the completely unavoidable accident, Poltypont started an activist group seeking to end the ravages of gravity - Southern Patriots Against Newtonian Kruelty - that has blamed the phenomenon for countless deaths, equipment failures, and economic losses that have been incurred ever since it began being taught in schools. "Did you ever hear about people falling off ladders before Isaac Newton came along? Of course you haven't - no, no, shut up, I'm talking - no one has ever heard of such thing. So I've called together a diverse panel of experts from all the various Pentecostal churches of Tennessee, and we've come up with an explanation: Gravity is actually a demonic curse inflicted on the world by Isaac Newton himself, and perpetuated by people believing in it."

Upon receiving copies of the panel's report, the TN legislature convened an emergency session to discuss what to do about it and promptly banned gravity from public education, judicial proceedings, and aircraft maneuvers over Tennessee airspace. "No longer will this state be enslaved to an invisible force other than God - especially one as heathenous as to prove its own existence empirically," said state Senator Something Somethingson (R - Up His Own Ass). "I hereby declare Tennessee gravity-free!" The Senator then attempted to walk straight off the podium without using the stairs, and screamed in shock and outrage as the floor came rushing toward his face. Several prominent physicists have been arrested on suspicion of casting the gravitic hex on the Senator

15/01/2013

Temperature

Scientists alarmed by the anti-climate science provisions of the bill inundated legislators with data showing consistent increases in average global temperatures since the Industrial Revolution. In response, the bill was amended to include temperature as a concept that would not be taught in Tennessee public schools. "They talk about increasing temperatures, but what is temperature? No one knows," said Richard Richard Richardson III, spokesman for the Tennessee Chamber of Commerce. When told that temperature is a measure proportional to the average kinetic energy of matter particles, Richardson forcefully reiterated "I said No one knows," and had reporters escorted from the conference room by armed security personnel. Champions of the addendum noted that it would save health insurance companies millions by refusing care to those with fevers, since there is no longer any legal basis to say they are sick.

13/12/2012

The Shifting Educational Landscape: How Open Source Technology will Level the Playing Field Chelsey graduated from Columbia University in 2010 with a Bachelo...

27/11/2012

• “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” - Robert Louis Stevenson

13/11/2012

“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.”
― Albert Einstein,

07/09/2012

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30/08/2012

When i finished high school i deeply cried out and said if i could turn back the clock i wouldn't have committed certain mistakes but my inner conscience also told me that there is an unturned clock in front of me and when it is due i should make the best out of it in order not to regret that moment to.

19/08/2012

There is going to be an international science and technology conference at all nations university.please if you are interested and would love to attend do well to contact me on 0274242138. thank you.

10/08/2012

There are 62,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body – laid end to end they would circle the earth 2.5 times

09/08/2012

This year's programs will be held in Koforidua at All Nations University from August 6th through August 24th and in Cape Coast from August 27th through September 14th. Please contact Ibrahim Inusa (0244 905 148) for details about how to apply or submit an application using the following link: http://bit.ly/siteghana2012

Course Offerings

• Electronic Engineering – Students will learn to build and design basic circuits, becoming familiar with basic circuit components, current, and voltage.
• Software Engineering – Students will be introduced to software engineering through their study of the JAVA programming language.
• Robotics Engineering – Students will learn about Mechatronics through a Robot design course using raw electrical components and an Arduino micro controller.
ELiTE Student Application 2012
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