Eng. GK Maxwell, Civil

Eng. GK Maxwell, Civil Consultant

This boy will pull a surprise. Ruto alale na jicho moja.
09/08/2026

This boy will pull a surprise. Ruto alale na jicho moja.

These are not our type. By design.Shule hapa Kenya ni Kindergarten tuu mpaka Year 12, maximum na ujue hawasomi CBC they ...
09/08/2026

These are not our type. By design.

Shule hapa Kenya ni Kindergarten tuu mpaka Year 12, maximum na ujue hawasomi CBC they do the Germany system. Unlike sisi tuliojaa makushu n dents kwa miguu sababu ya jiggers and kuchunga ng’ombe za babu zisirise matserengwa ga kwa Kifuku na Kaa Mwaro. And this type only go to schools where teachers are called by their first English names: Teacher George, and Ms Claire. Sio hizo zenu za Mrs. Wario na Mr. Deche.

After that brief academic stint in Nairobi or Turi, wanaenda Australia, Canada ama Edinburgh direct! It’s from that Sydney ama Melbourne that they briefly fly into Nairobi, then choppers or private charters take them to the garden wedding venue, then out before they start reacting to this weather.

Ukitaka k**a huyu, your pick up lines must be witty and informed… You start talking about traffic ya Southern Bypass ama Bombululu Kisimani, you lose m them. They can’t relate! Hawajui kabisa!

Their names sound Kalenjin: Chepng’eno, Chelagat, Chebet, Chepkemboi and gik mak**ago, but their smell and skin texture says things like Lancôme Absolue and La Mer Crème de la Mer. Sio Arimis and Vestline.

You can guess their fathers by the surnames they try so hard to hide, but you can’t easily point out their mothers from a crowd; they do not work normal 8–5 PM jobs. Those mathes look simple but are loaded like kwenda huko. They run family business empires remotely. That’s why they could easily relocate with their girls for a whole year in the name if admitting and settling her into a college abroad. Haki pesa nikakusisikanya maganzani uweee!

Kijana ya Ganze na hiyo kiherehere uking’ang’ana sana uwajue, strange people will be sent to warn you to leave them alone. Na ukizidi, Baba yake will summon you at one of his exclusive private offices in this city, akikupenda that is but hawa mabuda mostly hawafikirii twice. A place nobody would believe you have been to, if you were to go public as having met them there. That Kale Mzee will look you straight in eye and ask you what you have under your name and why you think you can mess with his family’s “osmotic balance.”

If from your “elevator pitch” you appear or convincingly sound sharp and useful, you could be ‘admitted’ into the family and grown into an asset. K**a mbaya you’ve been warned in person but won’t budge, sasa ndio utumiwe bahasha iko na ‘mawe yako’ na Disiyai unuse. The choice is yours kijana.

Like Polo Kimani once said, “their fathers are real terror.” We are talking of loaded mikoras of all mikoras who only fear or listen to the AIC clergy’s advice. They don’t even easily accept games from children of their fellow Kalenjinz, unless you are born of what they consider pedigree or a trusted friend or family member puts in a good word for you. In short, you have to prove beyond reasonable doubt you deserve to plug into that lineage.

Just a word of advice Elliot Kahindi 😂, you can touch and even play with the other Kalenjin babes with your new long money from “online trading,” but these specific ones. My fren this venture can either make or break you.

Na hii si story. Chesaaaa! 😂 Pollo Okesh😂
TAFUTENI PESA.

Engineer amekuja site hata 5 minutes hakumaliza analipwa thousands. Fundakufuatilia.😂 New petrol station along Sala Gate...
08/08/2026

Engineer amekuja site hata 5 minutes hakumaliza analipwa thousands. Fundakufuatilia.😂 New petrol station along Sala Gate road.

Yesterday, I traversed the Mt. Kenya Counties to Isiolo and Moyale for project site visits on some projects am consultin...
06/08/2026

Yesterday, I traversed the Mt. Kenya Counties to Isiolo and Moyale for project site visits on some projects am consulting on, being in my annual leave from work.

These are the lessons I learnt all through my journey, our poverty back at home is man made. 🥹

Our people will for the longest time languish in poverty because for the longest time, we haven’t had any priorities to uplift the lives here.

Take a case of Embu, Tharaka Nithi and Meru Counties, leave alone Murang’a, Kiambu, and the rest, the biggest towns in these counties are averagely 30 Kms apart. Each town has a fully fledged University. From Kenya Methodist University (KEMU) to the University of Embu to the Chuka University, Meru University of Science & Technology and the uprising Tharaka University.

Their economy is something else. Booming! These people have mega supermarkets in their urban centres, locally owned! Unlike here where we applause Carrefour for setting out an outlet here. In our town, by 6.00PM the CBD is empty! Pesa thizooo zinenda.

The cash crop processing factories you see on the roadside, wah, am sure mkanju ungekua unamea huko kwao hata mtambo wa makanju hawangekosa, leave alone a cashew processing plant. In Embu, just before Siakago town and after the Kamburu Dam, I saw a big development for Avocado Collection and processing. They named it “From farm to Kitchen.” Kwehu makanju garichirwa ndema. Madafu nago ni mahahu gana ho Chasimba na Mavueni. Boys and women chasing passersby to earn a coin. Absolutely no Value addition for our crops.

I passed through a small trading centre just before Meru town and bought fruits and veggies all fresh from the farm. Women have lined up with all sorts of produce. Mangoes, Oranges, Avocados and everything. Agribusiness and Agriculture had been taken with the seriousness it deserves, their people are busy if not in the farm, they are in class, if not in class they are busy with their businesses in towns. Kuno kwehu hudzarichirwa usogi wa makala. I never saw a boda guy in Mt. Kenya pushing charcoal to towns! You se them trandporting darm produce and other stuff! Thats why their environment is still sustainable to the effects of climate change.

We lack something back at home, honestly we are not poor, we lack something.

Past Nanyuki and Laikipia at large towards Isiolo, the area is dry, more less like Kinango, Hola, Garsen Ganze and Magarini but by the roadside, you see big farm enterprises with Greenhouses that have employed thousands of people! Here at home, its kinda unfortunate. My heart bleeds seeing our young girls and women having it tough, not that they belong to a lesser God, but because a few people chose to make them suffer that way. Our people are not lazy. These folks hulima bana, at one time nikiwa kijana, theres an agricultural practice that was introduced to us in Ganze. Tulichipa Zai Pits. And people really dud it. We are not lazy!

Education is a real time equalizer, but here at home, its still expensive. Very few can afford it. And the few who manage to beat all odds and graduate with certificates, they end up being frustrated by the status quo. Mutu athayari anahale nafasi ailzahe konze ela mwana wa Mbodze na Matsezi asipate. One day I will quit everything and focus in things that will make guys change. Honestly its sickening.

In my space, I have sponsored a number of vulnerable children but thats still not enough. We need working systems such that everyone can be able to fund their needs and more so their educational needs for their children without much a hustle.

I hope one day, the story will change.

Class is permanent. Afadhali ningefanya Kiswahili/CRE tu.
06/08/2026

Class is permanent. Afadhali ningefanya Kiswahili/CRE tu.

05/08/2026

Kenya.

03/08/2026

“Hii kura tuliamkia saa kumi polling station tukakupigia leo hii unasema uliwekwa kwa hiyo kiti na Mungu. Haya wacha huyo Mungu aje akupee kura ya second term.” Saw these writtings somewhere nikacheka kweli. Kenyans wamejam😂😂

01/08/2026

Too much truth in a comically styled.

31/07/2026

Hiyo siasa vile inaenda saa hii, hehe. Mwenyewe Umekaa kitako kwenye chama, jamaa anakuja. Uka! Uhumboo.😂😂😂

31/07/2026

True leadership deserves courage and sacrifice - Dr. Chris Obwaka.

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