30/12/2025
Evening jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
1) My girlfriend was telling me a story and she started with, 'for example let's say you're h@ndsome🙆🙆Nobody should hold me oo😡😣
2) Some p@rents use to Write B£WARE of DOGS on their gate when their daughter is 18-22years!!!
but when she is 30years and not yet married, they will change it to ICE BL∅CK SOLD HERE!!!😂😂
3) Breaking news: don't drink water immediately after eating f!sh 🐟🐠the id!∅t may surv!ve😏🚶
4) *Nowadays before you f@ll inlove, make sure you photocopy your heart and keep the original at home just in case😍
5) You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and the s£ller will still ask is that all? no put tiger head, lizard l@p and crocod!le tongue.
N∅ns£nse😡🚶
6) Your neighbour will not!ce every lady u bring home, but they will never n∅tice your clothes on the dry!!ñg line when it's raining and you're not around😣😒
7) Your picture on someone's DP doesn't mean you're loved, If you doubt me, ask cockroach about itself picture on insecticide cont@!ner😂😂
😎 i was planning my life until one girl told me rema is a great footballer, i just l£ my life and start planning hers🙆😱
9) I f@!nt beside a provision sh∅p and you people are busy pouring me water, What h@ppen to the milk and malt😒😏
10) couples at sh∅pping mall.
Americans: Baby let's hold hands together.
Nigerians: Mama chioma If you like waka quick😂☺
11) My Dear, the way some girls cheat Nowadays suprise even S@tan, they can give birth to twins and the twins will have different Fathers😂
12) Only slim girls moan during s*x, fat girls roar!
Argu£ with your anc£stors☺😂
13) My £x thought she br∅ke my heart.
Mtcheww
he@rt way i put screen guard:-P:O
