04/06/2025
1.. What is JEALOUSY? JEALOUSY is when you see two goats having s*x and you decide to separate them... is the She-goat your EX? Abi what's ur problem.😂😂😳
2. Class: Aunty, your period is over😬😬😬
Teacher: It is your period that will be over.
3. After watching a horror movie at night, and you hear a spoon fall down in the kitchen Satan is that you🙌🙌🙇🙄
4. Dad: Due to how soap finishes in your bathroom, I installed camera there some day ago... So finish your food, let's watch the footage together
Son: (Satan whispered in his ear) shebi I told you to use the soap small small when ma********ng, but you won't hear, now you are about to disgrace yourself, just finish the food fast and disgrace your self🙄🙆🏾♂️😂😂
5. When teacher separate you from your group of friends, and you watch them have fun😤😤🥺
6. African mum self
Me: mum, it's raining
Mum: why will it not rain, when you are always pressing phone
Confused me😂😂😤
7. Some lady will say that they can't date a dirty guy, if you see there room, a responsible rat can't be there🙆🏾♂️😃😃
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8. When you scam your parent of school fees, and your school🙍🙍 increases it to the amount you collected😤😃😃
9. She didn't just cheat on me, they got married, slept together and gave their son my name🌋🌋🏃
10. Someone told me he studied EFCC at OAU, I smiled and told him I studied ENDSARS AT LASU.😑😑
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11. Instagram girls will make you feel like your girlfriend is not a female😌
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
12. The Boyfriend Ya Calling
Broke Is Doing Way
Better Than Ur Brothers🚶🚶🚶🚶
13. After introducing your girlfriend then you hear your father say "what a small world"😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
14. Normal people: Oga Emma, Oga Uche
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Igbo people: Ogimma, Oguche
🤣🤣🤣💔
15. Oyinbo : "i haven't seen you"😌💁🏽♂️
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Omo Ibadan : "interior"😂💔
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16. Stop boiling hot water with
