03/09/2026
When cavemen discovered fire, even they worked out pretty quickly where not to use it.
Apparently, that knowledge hasn’t made it to everyone.
So, with summer approaching, here’s a reminder we genuinely cannot believe needs saying:
PLEASE DO NOT bring your preferred version of a BBQ onto a fuel forecourt.
If it fits in your pocket, is made of glass and Bunnings doesn’t stock it, take it somewhere else.
There are thousands of litres of flammable liquid here.
For everyone whose idea of Spin to Win involves the Waitomo app, thank you for having functioning frontal lobes.
As a reward, we’re bringing something big to Spin to Win this November.
For those who prefer to spin out internally…
Good luck with all that.
Just do it in your own whare.
Not beside the petrol pumps.
You are this week’s Di****ad of the Week.