30/10/2026
Meet Brandon, our record-shattering, side-hustling, breakfast-loving sales legend! We asked his coworkers and his wife for some "dirt" on him. They showered him with so much love and respect it actually ruined our plan to roast him. Instead, here is a look at the chaotic energy driving our team:
• He’s most at peace on a boat or snowboard—yet he has a completely irrational, intense fear of public water fountains.
• He frequently breaks his own sales records but can never beat our owner's "legendary" record, mostly because the number mysteriously inflated whenever Brandon got close.
• A home-plate collision with a future MLB star ended his college catching career, but he married his college sweetheart, so he walked away with the biggest win.
• He can't sit still. If he doesn't know how to do something, he masters it. Canva? Excel? Spanish? He’s on it. Plus he runs a trailer rental company, and helped his daughter launch a wake-surfing business.
• Brandon has ADHD, meaning his attention span is exactly 180 seconds. He definitely didn’t make it to this part of the post.
From spending his Fridays mentoring local schoolkids to soaking up every single minute with his family, he is just an all-around incredible human. Brandon Reed Sprinkel, you are the tide that lifts all our boats and we're so lucky to have you on the team!