09/07/2026
🚨 ALRIGHT, 7 BREW… WE SEE YOU. 🚨
Apparently all it takes to shut down traffic in our community is a cup of coffee and a FREE SQUISHY TOY. 😂
So we’ve decided Variant Roofing & Construction is no longer above bribery.
🏠 Need a roof inspection?
🧸 Want a squishy toy?
WE CAN MAKE BOTH HAPPEN.
No purchase necessary. No 45-minute coffee line. Just let us make sure the roof over your head is doing its job… and we’ll hand over the goods. 😂
FREE ROOF INSPECTION + FREE SQUISHY TOY.
Because apparently this is what the people want.
Tag somebody who would absolutely schedule a roof inspection just for the toy. 👇😂
Variant Roofing & Construction
🏠 Inspect • Repair • Replace
📞 225-369-7609
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee our squishy toys will cause traffic jams of 7 Brew proportions. But we’re willing to try.