Operation Purple Rudder 16

05/01/2023

Here we go again!!

FBI Houston said a weeklong multi-agency nuclear incident training exercise will include military personnel and aircraft but will not pose a risk to residents of the Texas city.

03/20/2020

03/20/2020

If it really hits the fan, Purple Rudder has you covered on a supply list you should all have!

01/16/2019

Yep. She's going to get a paycheck for sure after this.

Get thee to The Branch for merlot served in the classiest vessel possible

05/23/2017

10/20/2016

It is with great awesomeness that we are proud to announce our candidates for The Purple Rudder Ticket, Ice and Hammer. We have taken enough of the pure idiocy of the major party candidates and figured that Hammer wouldn't hurt 'me and Ice Ice Baby was too cold not to be voted in to lead this great nation. We urge you all to write them in. They have no idea about this nomination but we are sure it will be a welcomed surprise when they win.

08/04/2015

Well here is something you don't see everyday.

A man is in Angelina County jail with no bond after an hour-long, high-speed chase that spanned three counties and involved eight agencies, according to Lufkin Police Department.

07/16/2015

Amphibious Special Forces training. We call them BUBBA Team. Badass Under Beer B**g Assault group. Jade Helm 15 can't handle this.

05/19/2015

We have not posted in a few days due to the rigorous amounts of labor it took to complete our newest outpost, The Aluminum Condor. We took the advise of one of our highest ranked strategists, Doug Supernaw, and used excessive amounts of aluminum to block any radio waves the federal government is sending our way.