04/09/2026
🚛💪 JUNK REMOVAL (aka “I’ll take your problems away for $40/hr”) 💪🚛
Got a pile of junk staring at you like it pays rent? Old couch? Broken appliances? That mysterious pile in the corner you’ve been ignoring since 2017? Yeah… I got you.
For $40/hour flat rate, I’ll show up with a truck, trailer, and questionable life choices ready to haul it all away. Fast, simple, no nonsense.
⚠️ Fine print (aka don’t be surprised)
– If the job turns into a full episode of “Hoarders,” price may go up 😂
– More manpower or special tools = a little extra
– If it requires a hazmat suit, we’re gonna have a conversation first
✅ Furniture
✅ Appliances
✅ Garage cleanouts
✅ Yard debris
✅ “I don’t even know what this is, just take it” piles
I’m not scared of hard work, tight spaces, or that one item you swear “isn’t that heavy” (it always is).
📩 Message me with pics of your junk and I’ll give you a straight-up quote.
Let’s turn your mess into empty space 👍
