08/13/2025
Dumpster Diving Diaries: The One That Got Away 😂
We usually just dump—load it, tarp it, dump it, no second thought. But one time, I spotted a table hanging out in the trash like it owned the place.
I was this close to giving it a new home, imagining the “look what I found!” bragging rights. Then the customer started squishing the trash to fit the tarp… and just like that—bye bye, table. Crushed, just like my dreams of owning a new table.
Remember: Your trash might be another man’s treasure. Spoiler—it’s me, the other man. 👀
Moral? Sometimes the best stuff doesn’t survive the squish. But don’t worry, I’m not over here digging through your trash. If it happens to be on top, and I happen to snag it before the dump… well that’s another story.