Royal Oil Soap & Body llc

Royal Oil Soap & Body llc Royal Oil Soap & Body Co. is a small batch craft soap and body care company in Colorado and Texas.

From the murky depths to the moonlit forest, monsters deserve quality products too.Swamp creatures have struggled with d...
06/10/2026

From the murky depths to the moonlit forest, monsters deserve quality products too.
Swamp creatures have struggled with dry, rough scales for generations. Werewolves have ruined countless outfits during unexpected transformations.
Fortunately, modern monster science has a solution.
Introducing Swamp Silk™ Moisturizing Skin Cream and Wearwoof™ Stretch-Fit Clothing.
Because scales don't have to be rough.
And dignity shouldn't disappear with your pants.
Part of the growing world of Slither & Crawl-Mart, where monsters shop for the everyday problems humans never have to think about.

Because Some Things Shouldn’t Come Undone“They’re comfortable, bleachable and durable! Darn it, they’re eternal!”Vintage...
06/09/2026

Because Some Things Shouldn’t Come Undone

“They’re comfortable, bleachable and durable! Darn it, they’re eternal!”
Vintage-style ad from a world where mummies still raise families, patch scraped knees, and worry about their children getting hurt.

Blood is scarce and gets more expensive by the day.That's why more vampires are switching to Blüd™.All the taste. Half t...
06/09/2026

Blood is scarce and gets more expensive by the day.
That's why more vampires are switching to Blüd™.
All the taste. Half the cost.
Created by the finest vampiric scientific minds.
What monster, creature, or product should I advertise next?

Every child knows where the nearest tunnel entrance is.Every family keeps a bag packed.Every siren means the same thing....
06/09/2026

Every child knows where the nearest tunnel entrance is.

Every family keeps a bag packed.

Every siren means the same thing.

They'll come again.

Humans deserve to live.





"If you see something, say something."A public safety poster from a world where Greys are very real—and very dangerous.W...
06/09/2026

"If you see something, say something."
A public safety poster from a world where Greys are very real—and very dangerous.
What do you think happened the first time humanity encountered them?

Looking for love can be scary.Sometimes it's terrifying.Swipe to see the missing person poster connected to this adverti...
06/09/2026

Looking for love can be scary.
Sometimes it's terrifying.
Swipe to see the missing person poster connected to this advertisement.
What do you think happened to Elsie Vale?

Coming Soon!Indulge in handcrafted luxury with our soon-to-launch Earthen Rain and Cucumber Chill soap bars! Each bar is...
02/24/2025

Coming Soon!

Indulge in handcrafted luxury with our soon-to-launch Earthen Rain and Cucumber Chill soap bars! Each bar is made with high-quality ingredients to nourish your skin while offering a truly refreshing experience.

Earthen Rain – 4 oz | $4

Reconnect with nature through the earthy richness of Earthen Rain. This shea and mango butter bar is infused with crushed oats for gentle exfoliation and kaolin clay for a smooth, purifying cleanse. The deep, grounding aroma of patchouli blends beautifully with the fresh, invigorating scent of rain, leaving your skin feeling soft, refreshed, and renewed.

Cucumber Chill – 10 oz | $10.50

Cool, crisp, and oh-so-refreshing, Cucumber Chill is a spa-like experience in a bar. This oversized soap is packed with skin-loving ingredients that cleanse, hydrate, and revitalize. The fresh, clean scent of cucumber mingles with a soothing blend of botanicals, making every wash a moment of pure relaxation. Perfect for those who love a crisp, cooling lather that lasts.

Stay tuned—these handcrafted bars will be available soon!

Fragrance Without the Gimmicks – Just Damn Good ScentsWe’re not about hype, viral trends, or pseudo-science gimmicks. No...
02/18/2025

Fragrance Without the Gimmicks – Just Damn Good Scents

We’re not about hype, viral trends, or pseudo-science gimmicks. No pheromone magic, no empty promises—just bold, high-quality fragrances crafted for those who know the difference.

The Dark Collection 4-Piece Kit is here. Four distinct, unforgettable scents—Nocturne, Emissary, Dominus, and Echelon—designed to be worn, remembered, and bought again because they’re just that good.

This limited-edition kit won’t last forever. When it’s gone, it’s gone. Don’t miss your chance to experience fragrances built to stand the test of time.

🔗 Shop now at the link in bio!

Unlike many mass-produced soaps and colognes you see on TikTok, my products are handcrafted with a focus on quality, aut...
02/11/2025

Unlike many mass-produced soaps and colognes you see on TikTok, my products are handcrafted with a focus on quality, authenticity, and uniqueness. I carefully select each ingredient, using natural, steam-distilled essential oils and meticulously crafted fragrance blends to create a scent experience that's both distinctive and long-lasting. While most of my colognes are made with alcohol for a traditional, refreshing finish, one is alcohol-free for those who prefer a smoother, richer scent. My soaps are designed to deliver a luxurious lather without drying out the skin. If you're looking for something special that stands out from the crowd, my colognes and soaps provide a personal, high-quality touch that big brands just can’t match. Try them, and you'll feel the difference!


"Check out these giant cucumber mint soap bars! 🥒🌿 Packed with exfoliating coffee grounds for a deep clean and a fresh, ...
02/11/2025

"Check out these giant cucumber mint soap bars! 🥒🌿 Packed with exfoliating coffee grounds for a deep clean and a fresh, invigorating scent that lasts. 💚 Colored with Enchanted Forest mica for that bold, earthy vibe. Big bars, big lather, and seriously refreshing! Who’s ready for an upgrade to their shower game? 🚿✨ "

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Waco, TX
76712

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 11am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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