Acme Introduces the Acme Instant Pressure Cooker Pot (RR size 300 PSI Model). Available only in the Southwest at present. Order now to get on the waiting list before the recall. One sold at present, pending aerial delivery. Also good for stewing politicians.
11/07/2018
Coyote warning
24/08/2017
29/04/2017
Congratulations to David Funk, the winner of the birthday drawing for the Wil E Coyote model Cliff Hanger Surprise parachute
02/06/2013
Acme is recalling its Deluxe Model Sudden Hole due to Reports of 2nd user failure.
26/05/2013
Today's special---- Rebuilt jet powered roller skates. ONLY USED ONCE
24/05/2013
Acme will miss Giles Brent!
11/05/2013
The motto of Acme Parachute and Hole Company: Autor Foramen Subitum.
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