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The Garda Cnónna is a Defence force initiated with two goals;1. To protect the nut population from exintion2.

To get rid of the nuts in society.The Garda Cnónna are an equal opportunities employer

13/06/2012

A demographic update of how far across the world we've gotten between May and June! :P
Enjoy

23/04/2012

In case you haven't heard, in an effort to lessen the amount of crime in Ireland, an Garda Siochana have come up with Operation Fiacla (Operation Teeth).

If you ask me, it sounds like they're looking for a dental plan....

05/04/2012

hello again,
It has recently come to our attention that something pretty fowl happened out on our patrols last Saturday.

Between 7 and 10pm last Saturday there was a r**e in the Desmense around the playground area (We can however confirm that we saw nothing between 9 and 9.40pm)

We are urging you all to take extreme caution. Do NOT under any circumstances go into the Desmense at night, and if you do, go in a big group, otherwise take an alternative route.
Please remember to stay safe guys and girls...

04/03/2012

Hello! Yesterday marked the commisioner's last Saturday away from the squad! (well, last day he's aware of)
So there's somerhing to look forward to, spending the whole day with you guys!!! :D.. As a final message, you may or may not know the next TeenspiriT is on Tuesday which im hoping the majority can attend, see some staff on duty, and other staff on duty in unexpected places ;)
Happy Sunday!

24/02/2012

Hi guys, it's been a while since we all have met up during the day :(
But, I have good news! As you should know Sean Kelliher is my right-hand man so he shall be filling in my position until I return (in like three weeks time, GO TEENSPIRIT!!! :D)
Until then....

22/01/2012

this is another boarding call for Members to sign up to the website, do it now, now now! :P

15/01/2012

Ok guys, as you may or may not know, the topic of a website has popped up, after many seconds of consideration, we decided to go ahead with the idea.
This means everyone who is a part of An Garda Cnónna is required to register on the website here:

http://gardacnonna.webs.com/

be advised it is in its early stages so i would ask that every would comment saying what is good and what needs changing in the forum, thank you....
more updates to come

31/12/2011

It's been an interesting 1st year at an Garda Cnónna.
We have accomplished soooo much in our 1st year, i mean, who can say they assisted in a drug bust arrest on the first day? XD

We would like to wish you all a very happy new year, from all of us here, don't think we wont be around to save the day :P (Rojas, Batman, everyone)

24/12/2011

An Garda Cnónna would like to wish all of it's current staff, friends, and relations a merry, merry Christmas. As you know, we still, sadly have no HQ, although, later on in the new year, we hope to find it. Hope you get what you dream of, Nollag shona duit...

27/11/2011

Yesterday was a very eventful day for An Garda Cnónna.
We took part in investigating the disappearance of a ticket which was found within minutes,
We were able to shoot some footage for our official mockumentary
And we also ticketed a misparked car!

All in a days work! XD

01/11/2011

Today has been a rather eventful dAy i must say, great Zombie Walk, although we never did see James :/

An Garda Cnónna were involved with a drive-by egging scenario, the 4eggs thrown all missed there target (fortunately) but what pi**es me off is that the gards didnt want anything to do with it, even with the car description and knowlegde of at least one person in the car :/
We also witnessed a commercial bin get set alight, an garda siochana took their time (yet a fu***ng gain) to reach the location (even with patrol cars like :/

As i said, eventful, feel free to comment on ur highlights of the day and, of course, express your anger at the real gardaí :/

27/10/2011

An Garda Cnónna would like to express their deepest sympathy to the Kelleher family on the recent passing of Lily,
R.I.P.

gone but not forgotten :(

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