30/10/2026
THE TORNADO TRANSLATOR - What they say vs what they actually mean.
Every trade has its own language. And sometimes, what gets said on site and what it actually means are two very different things. 😂
Welcome to THE TORNADO TRANSLATOR.
We'll kick things off with a few classics, but we reckon you've got some better ones.
1. "She's nearly there."
Translation: We're nowhere near finished.😂
2. "Just checking something out"
Translation: Stand back, this could go sideways
3. "That'll buff right out"
Translation: That'll never be right again
4. "Shouldn't take long"
Translation: Cancel your afternoon plans
5. "We'll sort that out later"
Translation: Tomorrow's problem
6. "Nearly there"
Translation: Nowhere near finished
7. "I'll remember that for next time"
Translation: Somebody should write it down for next time
Your turn.
What's a phrase you hear on site that deserves a translation?
Drop it in the comments. The best ones might make the next edition!