15/06/2026
To the gentleman who looked like he'd wandered off the set of a low-budget pirate movie:
Throwing a bottle out of your car and smashing it near our bowsers is not impressive. Neither is incorrectly fuelling your vehicle while attempting to impress the young lady accompanying you.
What is impressive is showing basic respect for other people, their property, and the staff who have to clean up after thoughtless behaviour.
We welcome customers who treat our premises, staff, and fellow patrons with courtesy and respect. Based on today's performance, you may wish to find somewhere else to showcase your swashbuckling talents in future.
Please don't come back.