27/12/2025
I NEED TO FCKN VENT!!!!!!! I'M SO FCKN PI**ED.
I JUST WENT TO SUPERMARKET TO PICK UP A FEW THINGS FOR TEA TONIGHT & AS I'M WAITING IN LINE I DROP MY $20 NOTE.
THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME PICKED IT UP SO I THANKED HER AND HELD MY HAND OUT - SHE SAID “THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE TO BE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR," AND WALKS AWAY.
😡I WAS LIKE WTAF NO YOU DON’T! I LOOKED AT THE PERSON BEHIND ME STANDING IN LINE, THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.... I'M LIKE THIS CAN'T BE FCKN REAL RIGHT NOW, LIKE SERIOUSLY?
SO I TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND I TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE LADY/THIEF/OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HER AND AS I APPROACHED HER I SAID, "LADY, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE FCKN MOOD?! SHE LEFT SOOOOO, OF COURSE I LEFT EVERYTHING THERE AND FOLLOWED HER INTO THE PARKING LOT.
SHE WAS ALMOST RUNNING AT THIS POINT TO GET AWAY FROM ME. WHEN SHE GOT TO HER CAR SHE PUT HER BAGS ON THE GROUND TRYING TO GET HER TRUNK OPEN.
I WAS BOILING AT THIS POINT! I DECIDED THAT HER “FINDERS KEEPERS" RULE JUST PRESENTED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR A GREAT TEACHABLE MOMENT... SO... I GRABBED HER GROCERY BAGS OFF THE GROUND AND HEADED TO MY CAR WITH HER YELLING AT ME FROM BEHIND “HEY, THOSE ARE MINE.”
I REPLIED “THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE TO BE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR RIGHT!" AS I’M LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY 😂😂I HOPPED IN MY CAR IGNORING HER.
I HAD A HUGE SENSE OF SATISFACTION. ANYWAY I GET HOME AND OPEN THE BAGS AND WHAT DID I FIND?
1 LARGE ROAST
4 STEAKS
3 POUNDS LOBSTER
2 POUNDS OF RED POTATOES
GARLIC BREAD
AND EVERYTHING TO MAKE A NICE SALAD
AND A VERY NICE BOTTLE OF WINE...🍷
I’M OVER HERE LIKE DANG THAT’S THE BEST $20 BUCKS I EVER LOST 😂😂😂
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.... THIS IS JUST A JOKE TO SEE WHO WOULD READ THE ENTIRE POST.
IF YOU MADE IT...PLEASE COPY , PASTE, SIT BACK AND ENJOY. HOPEFULLY I JUST PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
PROVERBS 17:22
A CHEERFUL HEART IS GOOD MEDICINE,
BUT A CRUSHED SPIRIT DRIES UP THE BONE 😆😂