25/04/2026
In honour of National Tea Week, I’ve only gone and got myself a boiling water tap. Move over kettle, there’s a new Qettle in town (See what I did there? The tap is called Qettle, you see).
Some folks dream of owning a sports car, others want to be rock stars, or to live in a mansion… but my dream has always been to have a kitchen with one of these remarkably swish things in it.
I’ve made nine cups of tea already today, quick as a flash. I also made some noodles, again quick as a flash! In fact, I think all my drinks and meals for the foreseeable will be in boiled form. I’m also drinking masses of filtered cold water, because it does that too. This is the most hydrated I’ve been in years.
I feel like I’ve finally made it in life.
