25/05/2026
OZmist Pty Ltd is pleased to announce that our M45AU Fog Cannon has been officially commissioned by the Federal Government for the 2026 Budget Season.
Following extensive field trials, OZmist can confirm the M45AU is now the nation's leading platform for high-pressure BS suppression.
Operating at 1,000 PSI through 60 stainless steel nozzles, the M45AU is capable of:
-Encapsulating airborne policy promises before they reach the electorate
-Suppressing odour from any direction — with 330° oscillation
-Maintaining a fine mist of accountability up to 45 metres downwind
-Running continuously for 60 minutes — well within the average press conference duration
We would also like to formally advise that effective immediately, the Prime Minister will be retaining 47% of all odour suppression revenue, while assuring OZmist staff this is entirely necessary to "build a better future for Australian worksite operators."
We are told the funds will go toward a review into the economic impact of missing 10mm sockets.