06/06/2026
Fowl Play at the U
CHAPTER 1: The Feathered Takeover Begins… 🦆🤫
It started with just one. A tiny, innocent-looking rubber duck perched quietly on a light next to the bar. They thought it was a joke. They thought someone left it behind by accident.
They were wrong.
Swipe to see how quickly things escalated. ➡️
Overnight, the ducks upgraded from tiny shelf ornaments to a giant, inflatable mob boss peering over the restaurant. They weren’t just visiting anymore—they were taking over the prime real estate and keeping a watchful, plastic eye on operations.
It wasn’t long before They officially issued their demands. 🧾
The U-Turn owners arrived at work to find a full-blown labor manifesto on their desk, backed by an army of yellow subordinates. They’ve officially formed a union: D.U.C.K. (Defenders of Underground Culinary Kindness).
Led by their ringleaders Redbeard, Brunette, and Chef Quackers, they were demanding “Safe Hiding Conditions” and “Weekly Snack Compensation” (specifically fish and chips left unattended). They’ve even curated their own cocktail menu. Anyone down for a Waddle & Tonic? 🍸
Management officially launched a Duck Investigation to find out which local member was the inside source funding this feathered rebellion.
At times Renee was holding strong as the Prime Suspect, but Dylan just made the board as a New Suspect. Jordan rose to the top for a while before Julia would take over…🕵️♂️📋
Who do you think was smuggling them in?
Stay tuned for the next chapter…
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