02/20/2026
❄️ Snowfall: 30cm
☕ Coffee consumed: Illegal amounts
🚜 Skid steers and loaders: Abused but loyal
😴 Sleep: Terminated
We cleared your lot at 3 AM so you can complain at 9 AM.
If you can’t find your car, don’t worry —
it’s exactly where you left it… just buried with dignity.
Snow doesn’t shut businesses down.
You’re welcome.
WinterGrind ProconsulConstruction