06/30/2026
Happy Canada Day! eh!
Here’s a little humour about Canadian Culture written by stand-up comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
If you're shopping in a Home Depot store, and
someone who doesn't work there offers you assistance, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong-number, you may live in Canada
If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Canada.
If you've switched from 'HEAT' to 'AIR-CONDITIONING'
and back again, in the same day,
you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kilometres an hour
through 2 feet of snow,
during a raging blizzard,
without flinching,
you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Canada.
If you design your child's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because
all the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Canada.
If you know all four seasons:
Almost-winter,
Winter,
Still-winter,
and Road Construction:
you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow-blower
than on your car,
you may live in Canada.
If you think of minus-2-degrees as being
'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.