11/06/2026
🚧 No one approved this hire… but here we are. 🐻
Polty Bear has taken over a desk at our office and immediately made themselves comfortable. No induction just straight into emails and very questionable productivity levels.
So far, Polty Bear’s contributions include:
✅ Sitting in meetings looking bored
✅ Eating Porridge
✅ Staring at the screen like something important is happening
✅ Ignoring the to-do list with absolute confidence
We’re not entirely sure what Polty Bear actually does… but morale has never been higher.
We’ll monitor performance closely… or just keep Polty Bear around for the vibes.
teamwork building construction MascotEnergy 🐻☕