11/06/2026
π€£πͺ FIRST DAY ON SITE πͺπ€£
New labourer turns up Monday morning claiming he's got 20 years' experience and "a few party tricks" π
Everyone's expecting him to knock out blocks...
Instead, before first tea break, he whips out the Stihl saw and starts balancing it on his chin like he's auditioning for Cirque du Soleil π€‘β
Foreman nearly spits his tea everywhere.
Site vote...
π² Give him a raise for entertainment value?
Or
π Tell him to pack his lunch box and disappear before 9am?
π Who's keeping him?