24/05/2026
Sunday graft so this customer can sleep like a baby while the rest of you are lying on top of the duvet at 3am questioning every life decision you’ve ever made.
That one random week of British summer where everyone suddenly remembers air conditioning exists is finally here 🙄
By Tuesday half of you will be sleeping starfished in front of a fan praying you survive 😂
This customer planned ahead.
Be like this customer.