01/04/2026
🚨 EXCITING NEWS FROM WESTCOUNTRY PROFILES 🚨
We’re incredibly proud to announce that our very own Keith Milton has been nominated for the prestigious International Laser Cutting Excellence Award 2026 🏆
Keith earned this recognition following his breakthrough development of the “Quantum Edge Beam™️” — a revolutionary laser process so precise it can cut stainless steel and perfectly toast a slice of bread at the same time 🍞✨
Judges were particularly impressed when Keith demonstrated the ability to etch a company logo onto a human hair… while it was still attached.
An industry spokesperson commented:
“We’re not entirely sure how he’s doing it, but we’re both impressed and slightly concerned.”
Keith is set to attend the awards ceremony later this year, where he’ll be up against top engineers from across the globe — though insiders say he’s already been asked to “tone it down a bit.”
Join us in congratulating Keith on this incredible (and slightly suspicious) achievement 👏
