Elite Plumber Mike

29/07/2026

This review only matters to you if you're thinking about a new bathroom or boiler. For us though, it meant everything.

If you don't need a bathroom or boiler, no drama.

Have a good one.

Cheers,

Mike

23/07/2026

Nobody tells you this, but bathroom refurbishments and having kids follow almost exactly the same emotional journey....

For us, a bathroom refurb usually goes something like this...

1. This is going to be amazing.

2. Jeez... this is a lot of hard work.

3. I’m exhausted, but we’re getting there.

4. Finally finished.

5. The customer walks in and says...“This is unreal. It’s exactly how I imagined it.” They’re delighted.

6. We feel great. And almost immediately think...“Right. Let’s do it again.”

Which is pretty much the exact same process as having kids. 🤣

👉 You dream about it.
👉 Then realise it’s a lot more work than expected.
👉 You’re exhausted.
👉 You swear you’re never doing it again.
👉 Then you look at the finished result and think...“Actually, this is pretty amazing.”

And before long...

You’re doing it all over again.

The biggest difference between bathrooms and kids though?

I capped the kids at two.

I’ve done hundreds of bathrooms. 🤣

Want yours transformed?

Your bathroom, I mean.

Not your kids.

That’s an entirely different business model.

Give me a shout.

Cheers,

Mike
(a.k.a. Elite Plumber Mike)

P.S. The team and I help transform bathroom into a beautiful space you’re happy to walk into every morning. Oh and we also install boilers and heating systems.

If not, no drama. Hope you’re having a lovely week 👍

16/07/2026

Luxury Bathroom refurb underway in .

It's going to look unreal 👌

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16/07/2026

16/07/2026

Luxury Bathroom refurb underway in end result here is gonna be awesome!

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29/05/2026

A couple of recent Bathroom. Refurbs. Which is your favourite?

19/05/2026

Just finished this bathroom for a customer 😍
I'll drop before images in the comments 👇

30/04/2026

I won't over complicate this...we refurbish bathrooms & install boilers. Like. Really. Really Well 👉 www.eliteplumbermike.com

15/04/2026

Anyone else fantasise about when life was a lot more simple?

> DVDs.
> A Nokia brick phone.
> One TV in the house.
> And if someone wanted you… they had to wait.

Now it’s business, kids, apps, bills, a million subscriptions, notifications, and 19 tabs open in your brain before 9am.

Tell me it’s not just me 😂

Anyway…

I'm Mike 👋 and If you need a bathroom refurbished or a boiler installed, that’s what we do.

- No 47-step process.
- No making a simple job sound complicated.
- No-one called Darren arriving with a clipboard, flowchart, and a five-phase rollout plan.

👉 Just clear communication.
👉 A straightforward process.
👉 Everything taken care of for you.
👉 And a high-quality finish...always!

You can have a nosey on the website if you want.

I'll drop it in the comments.

Have a good one.

Cheers,

Mike

07/04/2026

👋 Hope Easter was great. Hope the chocolate was absolutely excessive and you have zero regrets 😅

There's something about this time of year isn't there?

New life. Fresh starts.

Everyone suddenly wants to sort the house out.

Anyway.

That's my attempt at a poetic intro.

Here's what's actually going on.

🗓 We've recently had a bathroom refurb job shift from May into June.

So we've got ONE slot freed up for May.

🗓 We also have a free slot available in June.

🗓 And limited boiler installation slots available too.

> Maybe we've already done work at yours and something else needs attention.

> Maybe we came out and quoted but you never quite got booked in.

> Or maybe you enquired a while back and life just got in the way.

No judgement. It always does.

Oh and while I've got you…

Boilers and bathrooms have always been our thing.

Always has been.

But people kept asking us "do you know anyone good for kitchens?"

For years we sent them elsewhere.

Then someone pointed out that was a bit daft.

So. We put together a brilliant team and now offer full kitchen refurbs as well. 0% interest. Proper job.

If any of this is landing at the right time.

Just message me with:

👉 Bathroom Refurb

👉 Boiler Installation

👉 Kitchen Refurb

We'll handle the rest.

Cheers,

Mike
(a.k.a. Elite Plumber Mike)
ElitePlumberMike.com

P.S. Spring is the season of new beginnings. Your bathroom, boiler or kitchen has been waiting long enough. Just saying.