DM Plastering & Building

Name: DM Plastering & Building
Address: Gillingham, GB
Telephone: +447787184593
Price range: Not applicable

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professional plasterer . over 20 years experiance in the building trade. meticulous in all the work undertaken . Clean & reliable service .

21/10/2026

25 years on the trowel. Knees gone. Back gone. Now the bloody van’s gone. 😂🤦‍♂️

Apparently the retirement plan is two new hips and a trailer full of MultiFinish. 👴🪣

I can still give you a smooth finish — just don’t expect a smooth arrival. 🤣

Tag a tradie who’ll still be quoting jobs on the way to bingo. 👇

19/10/2026

My multi-million pound business idea. Do not steal. All rights reserved. 🤫💼
Why drive a van when you can commute, network, and eat breakfast simultaneously? 🥪☕️ Hina Bokhari told tradespeople to get on cargo bikes to save money, but we’re out here saving time too. Zero emissions, zero traffic, and an unlimited supply of morning rolls while hitching a lift down the main road. If you see us rolling down the street, don’t flag us down—the breakfast table is currently fully booked! 😂

18/10/2026

Off to the dark side for this one 😬

LBC London Assembly

17/10/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Antony Blakey, Sheila Carr, Lynette Timmins, Anthony Groves, Andrew O Donnell, Joe Cannavo, Paul Walsh, Ted Cheesman, David Sutherland, Beverley Moss, Chris Beard, Jean Larman, Karen Templeman, Annemarie Seager, Pauline Warriner, Wendy Fallon-Williams, Eileen Shea, Margaret Lane, Colin Laver-Marshall, Jean Wallace, Susan Porter, Sharon Pates, Robert Handley, Nora Birch, Tina Phillips, Angela Cadeddu, Gordon Skinner, Linda Campbell, Carole Copeland, Evelyn Cameron, Ian D Springhall, Stephen Connolly, Manio Roloff, John Gray, Shirley Wilson, Louis Rider, Sherry Jones, Margaret Cordon, Jools R Howden Plumbing, Phil Halasz, Hans De Vos, Carole Growney, Carolyn Dilloway, Stephen Cordell, Stuart Fletcher, Orit Ollier, Dave Martin, Yvonne O'Dee, David Wilson, Michael Ogden

17/10/2026

Out here trying to survive the real horror show... 🚲💀 Who would you rather share a bike lane with? Drop your thoughts below 👇

16/10/2026

You’ve announced a google maps feature to help people find cheaper fuel, but Billy’s not happy about it 💀⛽️
Now he want to play a game 🤡

16/10/2026

Halloween specials 👻🧟‍♂️💀🪦🎃

He doesn’t talk much, but honestly, his rates are unbeatable. 💀 pipe is fixed, but now I can’t find my roommate…👻

16/10/2026

Just trying out the new London Assembly approved fleet 🚲🧱

15/10/2026

If anyone should be riding bikes to work it’s these dry lunches 🥪🤡

15/10/2026

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Gillingham

Telephone

+447787184593

Website

https://dm-plastering.n2trt5yzn6.chatgpt.site/

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