Balmer Bespoke

01/04/2026

13/03/2026

Creating something oot of nothing. X

11/03/2026

Shepherd hut build 2026. Built on a 20ft army munitions trailer. This shepherd hut is towable, so a coach built approach is required.

24/01/2026

One of two flat packable cocktail bars I designed and made for

22/01/2026

I’m back after a loooong online absence. I’ll be trickle feeding you pictures of works done over the last few years once I get my mind meat understanding how this instagram works again. Thee Auld technological man is back!! X

22/01/2026

Greenhouse made from auld static caravan windows and doors. All upvc corrugated sheeting found in a skip and all other materials harvested from jobs over the years. I built this modular, so if I move on I can dismantle and move it easily. So a build at no cost basically. I grow my chilli’s in here.. x

22/01/2026

I helped with erecting a poly tunnel at Sonny’s field, Somerset. A large team effort it was. Loads of the build isn’t shown in the photos, as huge amounts of digging is required to bury In the poly plastic, and all folks who helped with that need a medal. I completed all the wood work required for the door at the gable ends. Making my own aluminium clips for the job as buying them in was insanely expensive. I will release a video shortly of the sliding doors I made for the poly tunnel… x

22/01/2026

Engineered oak chopping boards for sale. Hand made by me. Oiled with mineral oil so allergen safe. Pm me for pricings etc if your keen. X

22/01/2026

Me and worked together to strip and re-slate this epic farm house roof. A large job for just the two of us but we completed it in 3 months. I think it worked out that I nailed every slate back on but the one that Chris nailed on. Quite a thing. Chris was my right hand man throughout the entire build. A lot of the rafters , wall plates and slate line batons needs replacing. Cope stones re-bedding in. Chimney stack that was leaning dangerously had failed, so I removed it and replaced it with black insulated flue pipe. I forgot how stressful roofing can be, especially when you’ve stripped a roof right back and a stormy cloud sweeps over the horizon line heading straight for ye…. X