28/10/2026
🚨 STAFF PROMOTION ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨😂
Ozzie has officially stepped up his work duties at Smart Heating Solutions… 🐶🔧
From Site Supervisor to Chief Heat Pump Inspector 😂
His responsibilities include:
✔️ Supervising the lads
✔️ Quality control (mainly sniff testing)
✔️ Making sure the heat pump is up to scratch
✔️ Looking cute enough to avoid doing any actual work 🤣
He’s already demanding more treats, longer breaks and a company van. The union rep has been informed. 🐾😂