07/10/2026
Forklifts lifting, telehandlers high,
Access platforms reaching the sky.
Machines delivered, ready to go,
But when invoices land… the payments get slow. 👀
30-day account — it’s simple, you see,
Not 60, not 90, and definitely not FREE.
We’ve done our bit, the machine’s done its graft,
So ignoring the invoice is taking the laugh.
You hired the forklift, you used the machine,
The telehandler arrived all shiny and clean.
The access platform got you up in the air,
Now the invoice is due — so please pay your share.
No hide and seek, no “cheque’s in the post,”
No disappearing act when we chase you the most.
Thirty days means thirty — not “whenever you can,”
So settle your account as quick as you can.
Because forklifts need diesel, engineers need paid,
And sadly our bills don’t magically fade.
But there’s one little warning before you delay…
She’ll ring you at breakfast, she’ll ring you at tea,
She’ll hound your whole life till that balance reads £0.00 with glee.
Phone calls and emails, she’ll stay on your case,
You’ll start seeing Abbie’s name all over the place.
You can dodge the first call, ignore number two,
But trust us, our Abbie has NOTHING better to do.
She’ll chase and she’ll chase till the payment comes through…
So save yourself the hassle — PAY WHEN IT’S DUE!
