29/05/2026
Dear Delivery Drivers,
Keep up the incredible work 👏
Masterfully hitting walls, scraping gateposts, and turning every narrow driveway into a game of bumper cars. Reversing into hedges at full speed, kissing brickwork like it’s your long-lost love, and leaving tyre marks on pavements as your signature.
The creativity is unmatched. Never change. You turn quiet suburban streets into an daily episode of “How Low Can You Go?”
We salute you (and our rising insurance premiums).