Nattercorp™ is the solar system's largest supplier of health and beauty products, heavy industrial motors and reduction gears, tobacco products, recreational boating supplies, and light aircraft. The NatterCorp™ Story
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Our founder, American ex-president Abraham Lincoln, began our great company over fifty years ago based on a bar bet in 1957 about selling soap made from bees wax and bison dung. He established manufacturing facilities just outside of Bristol, England to take advantage of lax health and safety regulations, as well as a desperately poor and manipulable labour pool. now rules a vast manufacturing and Folk Music Conglomerate from our hidden mountain fortress of solitude high in the mountains of Bristol, England (pictured above)
Over time we have introduced hundreds of products that you probably already have in your homes and offices. Our popular line of Health and Beauty Products include Men and Women’s Colons
(have to spellcheck that later)- Bilge™ and Board Me!™, Flush!™ toilet water por Homme, Oakum™ Exfoliating Fiber Paste, Sheepdip™ Mineral Water, and Toadpiss™ Energy Drinks. We recently introduced an attraction line of decorative shower fixtures, shower curtains, and specialty spatulas. The Entertainment Division produces a complete line of Music CDs by Natterjacks for your amusement. Our Soccer Team, The Witbey Toads, won the Football Club Finals at Wembley in 1997, 1999, 2015 and 2016, beating an all-star team of Arsenal and Manchester United players as they fought between each other. Our Multi-Level Marketing division- The NatterCorp $Pyramid Of Power$™, is always looking for eager new sales associates. (contact information posted below)
