NatterCorp International

11/04/2026

Please Note-
The NatterCorp International Product Catalog for Spring 2028 will be available soon

22/06/2025

Please Note-
The NatterCorp International Product Catalog for Spring 2023 will be available shortly

16/08/2023

There's been a recall of Nattercorp's Model IIIb thought IVc Universal Utility Vehicles.
Details are expected,; but if you are using one of the Marl III series, you might want to put a hold on that.
The mark IVc difffers from the Mark IIIs differ mostly in the Mark IV's much more extensive use of Nattercorp Tassel Clamp Assembly Units to stabilize loading.
Mark IIId shown

01/06/2023

NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ has been temporarily withdrawn from the market for concerns over "excessive gamma emissions" by FDA/EPA/ DOE officials and reports of "significant radiation burns to the mouth, throat , stomach, bladder, and intestines of users.
Consumers should stop consuming NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ immediately.
The product may have been purchased under brand names "Drink 'N' Shine", "Rise-N-Shine "Morning Urine Flow Initiator™, and "Drink-N-Shine Gluten Free Power Drink™Morning Urine Flow Initiator™.
All remaining supplies of NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ should be placed in lead -lined storage areas until collection and disposal arrangements are made.

There has been NO proven link between recent so-called "Spontaneous Human Combustion" events and NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™

07/10/2022

Those litigenous bastards at the EPA, REPA, RCEPA, and WHO have demanded to we republish this announcement.

Don't worry about it unless you have been exper...you know what...Just don't worry about it.

NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ has been temporarily withdrawn from the market for concerns over "excessive gamma emissions" by FDA/EPA/ DOE officials and reports of "significant radiation burns to the mouth, throat , stomach, bladder, and intestines of users.
Consumers should stop consuming NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ immediately.
The product may have been purchased under brand names "Drink 'N' Shine", "Rise-N-Shine "Morning Urine Flow Initiator™, and "Drink-N-Shine Gluten Free Power Drink™Morning Urine Flow Initiator™.
All remaining supplies of NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™ should be placed in lead -lined storage areas until collection and disposal arrangements are made.

There has been NO proven link between recent so-called "Spontaneous Human Combustion" events and NatterCorp™ Intl™Glo and Go™ Energy Drink™

23/05/2022

This is a special announcement from NatterCorp Intl.™

We are saddened to announce the death of our corporation's founder, Abraham Lincoln, who has passed away from acute lead poisoning in Washington D C. while visiting his American cousin.
He was a visionary and a trend-setter.
The NatterCorp family shares condolences with Abe's loyal wife, Martha Custis Lincoln, and their children, Todd and Elmo.
Day to day operations will temporarily be headed by Eldon Tyrell, who currently directs our Android Phone Advanced Products

Products Division.
Abraham Lincoln (1815-2022)- A great man gone before his time.

30/03/2022

NatterCorp Intl announces that the NatterCorp Intl. Spring Product Catalog for 2022 has been delayed by a shipping accident in the Chesapeake Bay.
The expected release date therefore has been pushed back to Spring 2023 in the interest of public safety.

Also all customers using model 15 Tasselhook Clamps (pictured below) in the inverted position are again reminded to never use these devices without proper eye protection and fire retardant clothing.
Friction between inverted model 15 Tasselhook Clamps and the extra large model 15 inverted Tasselhook Clamp assembly and Reduced Torque #3 Oversize Pinion Gears ( pictured below) could result in bifurcation and unacceptable heating of the final product.

28/11/2021

Do you have the latest NatterCorp Intl. Cake Stand 2000™?
It's built to last, out of solid Titanium!

01/04/2021

An important notice from NatterCorp Intl™ concerning the NatterCorp Intl™ Spring 2020 Products Announcement Catalog
release date-
The release date of NatterCorp Intl™'s Spring 2020 Products Announcement Catalog, which had been scheduled for tomorrow, March 32, has been delayed as part of our corporate response to the Corvid 19 infestation.
We will announce a new expected release date as the situation develops.
Our NatterCorp Intl™ Spring 2020 Products Announcement Catalog team regerts any inconvenience.