Duane The Renovator

Duane The Renovator Local friendly reliable affordable

03/01/2017

Got work till the end of this week, then nothing till the 2nd Feb! Any small jobs you still have the spare cash for, give us a call! Happy New Year!!

Currently working on 4, 1.8 million pound houses!! Be complete by December! show home already finished if anyone fancies...
18/09/2016

Currently working on 4, 1.8 million pound houses!! Be complete by December! show home already finished if anyone fancies a peak! Woodland Park, Quantum.

Another painting job well done boys!  But we specialise in Kitchen, bathrooms, plastering, flooring and tiling. Top Top ...
04/09/2016

Another painting job well done boys! But we specialise in Kitchen, bathrooms, plastering, flooring and tiling. Top Top quality!!

02/09/2016

Loving my families support xx huge hugs and love xx

examples of Duane's awesome tiling!
02/09/2016

examples of Duane's awesome tiling!

Thank you, perfect plastering, the before and after of these are going to be great. Slowly, slowly catch a monkey.....we...
25/08/2016

Thank you, perfect plastering, the before and after of these are going to be great. Slowly, slowly catch a monkey.....we'll get there in the end!!

22/08/2016

Johnny wants to be a builder

Did you hear about little Johnny? He is four years old. He was bugging Mother so she said, “Johnny, why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work. Maybe you’ll learn something.”

Johnny was gone about 2 hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned.

Johnny replied, “Well, first you put the God damn door up, then the son of a bitch doesn’t fit, so you have to take the c**k sucker back down. Then you have to take a c**t hair off each side and put the Mother fu**er back up.

“Johnny’s Mother said, “you wait til your Dad comes home.”

When Johnny’s dad got home, mom told him to ask Johnny what he learned across the street.

Johnny told his dad the whole story.

Dad said, “Johnny, you go outside and get the switch.”

Johnny replied, “F**k you, that’s the Electrician’s job.”

20/07/2016

Back in business from Monday 18th July 2016

Address

26 Pavilion Road
Worthing
BN147EF

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