Civilians of SDMP

08/04/2015

A small farewell given by us...hope so it remined u ol ur memories,bst tym,gud n hard experience...wish u Ol a bright future ahead...hope u Ol enjoyed... :-)

05/03/2015

such an amazing event going to withheld...

GRAND AUTO EXPO where modified and Automotive companies will display their brands...on15th & 16th of MARCH the ROARING vehicals of nagpur will rule.DO COME

11/12/2014

never ever tried this one... :-P

CIVIL Engineers Way Of Copying

09/12/2014

Three Engineers
There are three engineers in a car going for a
drive. The first is a mechanical engineer, the
second an electronics engineer and the third is
a software engineer.
Fortunately, the mechanical engineer is driving
because the brakes fail as they are going
downhill. The mechanical engineer eventually
brings the car safely to a halt and gets out to
examine the hydraulic systems.
The electronics engineer gets out and checks
the body computer, ABS system and the power
train CAN bus.
The software engineer stays in the car and
when queried about it says that they should all
just get back in the car and see if it happens
again!

08/12/2014

heights of Autocad...

CIVIL Engineers Creativity

08/12/2014

Nd its all starts from today.... ....... nd all new memories get ready to bang..

07/12/2014

An engineer was crossing a road
one day, when a frog called out to
him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn
into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in
his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss
me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for one week and
do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog
out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the
matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess and that I'll stay with you for
one week and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an
engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now
that's cool."

07/12/2014

Engineering Exam ka examiner bahut strict
tha
aur paper hard tha cheating
nahi karne de raha tha.
engineering student ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni
chair pe beth gaya.
ek student ne kaha:- yaar
tune kya
likha… ??engineering student ne kaha:-
“SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant
phati hui hai..:p :O

07/12/2014

Hemmat highway , Tehran , Iran

06/12/2014

Slovenian Highways !!!

06/12/2014

FIRST YEAR
iits aur aieeee ke sadme ke maare..
ho jaate hain anjaane universities ke hawale..
har kisi ke dil mei hota hai ragging ka dar..
samajh mei nahin aata kahan se nikle..
jo bach jaaye senior se kal..
pakde jaate hain kahin bhi..
to ho jaata hai dimaag kharaab......
jab senior bolta hai junior se
abe junior....ninet y maar ninety maar..
din gujarte hai freshers party aati hai....
saath mei ragging ka dar uda le jaati hai..
har dil mei hoti hai topper banene ki hasrat..
kitabon se milti nahin kisi ko bhi fursat...
ek ek no ke liye marte hai hum sab..
sab paar karte hain 70 ki sarhad....
SECOND YEAR
senior banene ka hota hai humko abhimaan..
sab junior ho jaate hain savdhaan...
frnds bat jaate hain kai groups mei....
har koi dikhta hai naye looks mei...
padhaai mei to dil nahin lagta kisi ka..
har koi dhundta hai mauka propose karne ko
kisi ka..
raat bharhum sab baaton mei bitaate hain..
subah har roj college ko gariyaate hain...
har kisi ko yahi lagta hai ki usko pyaar ho
gaya..
uff ab to jeena bhi duswaar ho gaya......
kuch successful ho jaate hai to apne
doston ko nai tricks batate hain...
izzat itni milti hai ki jisko dekh muskurate hain....
hosh jab thikaane aata hai to khoob chilaate
hain....
are yaar ye 60s ki line kahan se aa gayi
chalo ab VBD aajmaate hain...
THIRD YEAR
Third year aati hai apni jimedaari ka ehsaas
dilaati hai..
kyunki agle saal placement ki tension satati
hai...
par jab bhi kambaqt padhne ko baithete hain
to ek baar uski yaad jaroor satati hai.....
nai nai technology seekhne ka josh aata hai..
koi java to koi.net ko apna career banane ka
khwaab sajata hai....
attendence aur detain list aati hai sakhya kuch
jyada hi bad jaati hai.....
sessnls mei marks kaise laaye jayen ye ab
samajh mei aa jata hai.......
desk aur parci ka option jo mil jata hai mehnat
sabki rang laati hai....
padhaai ki gaadi back on track aati hai.....
FOURTH YEAR
final year aata hai aur doston mei faasle
badata hai...
har koi chehra tension mei nazar aata hai.......
kyunki kya kya karen ye samajh mei nahin aata
hai....
dil aage ki soch ke gabraata hai kambaqt har
din bahut jaldi gujar
jata hai...
intezaar khatm hota hai aur placement ka din
aa jata hai...
dil mei bas dar hi reh jata hai......
har koi uper waale ko yaad karta hai...
bas mujhe placed kara de ye har waqt
fariyaad karta hai...
tension badti jaati hai jab interview ka waqt
aata hai...
tell me abt urself? mei kya bolein confusion
badta jaata hai...
dil ki dhadkan tej hoti hai jab result aata hai..
par kisi dost ka na ho dil roye ya hanse ye
samajh mei nahin aata
hai......
Unplaced dost aksar nazein churate hain....
aur dil ko har baar ghaayal kar jate
hain.........
kuch din final sem dene ke baad har koi apne
raaste nikal jata hai.....
sayad yahi zindagi hai ek anjana safar
waqt chupke se humse yahi keh jata hai.....
dil mei ek kasak hoti hai.....
jab har aankein nam hoti hai........
phir milne ke waade se hum ek doosre ka
sahas badaate hain.......
kabhi na akele rehne waale dost bas yaadon
ke sahare jindagi bitate
hain.............
lekin jab bhi yeh college ke din yaad aate
hain..
aankhon mei haseen aur aansun ek
saath laate hain.....
Engineering Rock###xx :) :)
Prince Tiwari

06/12/2014

job interview.... :-P