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15/10/2013

Eid Mubarak Famly & Frndz

24/07/2013

Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his
w**d on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse. Q: How do you know when you have
smoked enough pot ?
A: When you start looking around for
the directions on how to use the
lighter. Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urine
test?

Boy: "I love you so much, I could
never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer." Mayan: Hey wanna drink?
Other Mayan: I'm working on this
calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it
won't be the end of the world.

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a
year. When it’s my birthday, and when
it’s not my birthday.

24/07/2013

A stoner walks into an appliance store
and asks the owner, "How much for
that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then
looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't
sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll
quit smoking pot and will come back
the next week to buy the TV.
A week later, the stoner comes back
and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now,
how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the store owner says, "I told you I
don't sell to potheads!"
So the stoner leaves again. He comes
back a week later and says, "How
much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell
you again, I don't sell to potheads!"
The giggling stoner looks back at the
owner and says, "How can you tell I'm
a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

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