04/02/2021
Black mamba
This was the only Subaru wrx of our time. It was on a Sunday and having everyone on the road esp crushies😻it was great time to show them your tactics ndio wakutambue😂😂so when time come of throwing mistaris one would be "ulionaje ile Sunday hizo tactics ata Sam haziwezi😂.
There was this kamteremko, watoto na wazazi ndo wametokea church, fine ghels wako mtaa😋...I was doing normal 150kph on that untarmarked road but on realizing everyone was staring at me, I accelerated upto 200kph. There was a pickup full of nappiergrass few meters ahead and some cows grazing near the road.By this time ,tears were almost meeting at the back of my head due to wind and thrilling speed. A cow suddenly jumped with speed and crossed in front of the pickup(investigations later revealed it was stung by bee), the pickup suddenly stopped and due to suspending nappier behind it was hard to see the brake lights, I was doing 210kph and realized pickup is no longer in motion😂😂.
I applied my emergency brakes 😲wooii kumbe lucifer came and disconnected. I just felt my brakes handle being held together with steering, my black mamba Subaru wrx opened the twin turbo and speed now was 280kph directly aiming the stalled pickup. I even lacked the voice of screaming, ile kulima nililima pickup nyuma😂😂😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.The wrx became some pieces of scrap metal yaani completely written off.
The impact threw me inside with a huge bang and as the pickup started moving. The driver never realized anything despite everyone screaming (after investigations the drivers cabin had a mtungi with speaker and he was listening to makarena song loudly). I went into a comma, I saw Shadrack, Mesjak and Abednego fetching firewood and on the other side I saw Methuselah talking to Nehemiah😂😂😂😂, I think after 40 mins I woke from comma and saw a totally different world still on moving a pickup. I saw tarmacked road, large wheat fields across and wondered where on earth is this place, na nilibebwa na pickup saa ngapi, na hii nappier tuliload saa ngapi.
Well, I thought I was dreaming, nikalala tena I guess about two hours ndio niliamshwa, who was I? Where did I board from? Where am I heading?, I was totally blank mimi nilisema tu natafta kazi😂, mimi nilijipata naoffload nappier glass na nikaajiriwa shamba boy😂.
I came to my senses few hours later. One plug on my head started working, that's when I realized I was 100 km away from home😂. Everyone was searching for me where even the chief was informed of my dissapearance. I hiked a lift back nikawatokelezea k**a ghost😂.
Life as a kÃhÃì (boy)
Story credit Kim Uprising
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