Ifelodun Plank Sellers Association

Ifelodun Plank Sellers Association for quality woods such as AYIN, MILAINA, IROKO, ARABA, AFARA, OBI, OBOBO, IRE, AYUNRE, ITA,OGUNGUN,KOKO IGBO and so on @ lowest prices.

Come to IFELODUN PLANK MARKET, a trial will convince you.

8days 2go. You are all invited. Come and see Alh. Taye Adebisi Akande Currency(APESIN 1) live at        . ON 13th of Dec...
06/12/2018

8days 2go. You are all invited. Come and see Alh. Taye Adebisi Akande Currency(APESIN 1) live at . ON 13th of December 2018. O ma loud gan

07/10/2018
12/09/2016

Eid is a name of celebration with great fun and entertainment, brings a new sensation of making merry. May our lives be full of such beautiful days! Have a great Eid day.to all Muslims of ifelodun planks market and our numerous customers.

10/05/2016

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374.
Please read.

Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.

Pls. Share this urgently with your

03/12/2014

what a wonderful day 2day.we congratulate CHIEF ALHAJI ABDULFATAI OLADEJO on your INSTALLATION as GBONKA BAALE ONIPAKO of IBADAN LAND.oye a mori o.AMIN

28/09/2014

FACTS THATS REAL
1. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, the problem is having
white face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black legs.
Are you zebra?
2. Kissing your man is not a
problem, The problem is how
you do it. Stop making sounds
like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U de disturb
me
3. Screaming during s*x is
romantic and its not a problem,
The problem is screaming and
shouting like crazy "JESUS,Oh
my God,Holy mary" Hello.. You
are having s*x, Not a Church
service! And besides I if its out
of wedluck I dnt knw if yu are
reminding God to punish you
4. Wearing short skirts or
dresses is not a problem in fact
its hella s*xy, The problem is
wearing your mini looking all
nice and walking around and
when you see guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it
to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
decieving urself na
5. Loving your man is not a
problem. it doesn't involve me
but the problem is changing
your surname to his on
Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even
know you ...Chill!! And I wud
hate to read ur post later
saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS
6. Calling all men dogs arent
the problem, the problem is
tagging urself saint when you
know he didnt f**k himself but
you.. So since you did it with
him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH DOG and please
let us know the breed of dogs
you came to the world from
coz ur dad is there and ur
mum have been his bed
partner...

10/05/2014

Address

Opp. British American Tobacco(BAT) Lagos Ibadan Express Road, Ibadan
Ibadan
BESIDEBLACKHORSEPLASTICINDUSTRY,AYETOROVILLAGE,ODO-ONAKEKERE,IBADAN.

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Monday 08:00 - 18:00
Tuesday 08:00 - 18:00
Wednesday 08:00 - 18:00
Thursday 10:00 - 18:00
Friday 08:00 - 18:00
Saturday 09:00 - 17:00

Telephone

08122266777

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