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25/12/2022

10/06/2019

The Godly Counsellors.
..but in the multitude of counselors there is safety.
Proverbs 11:14.

Do we need to decide on certain issues?

God can give us the answers and direct our paths.

But at times He speaks to us through people He placed in our lives.

These are wise people with God mindset.

However we must be sensitive to Holy Spirit taking the next bold step.

We may cheat ourselves if we want to please everybody.

God will use people for our good as we step out this week.

And bless our hustles IJN.

Good morning beloved.
Fruitful week.

01/08/2018

May your path be lined with beauty, may your days be filled with favour. May every of your efforts yield positive result. Happy new month.

01/01/2018

01/10/2017

As Independence is celebrated today, we wish you boundless Success, Speedy growth in your enterprise and Unlimited Grace for *Accomplishment*.
From: *SWOPS Global*

07/09/2017

HMMM

05/09/2017

Lagos and Warri decided to
have a drinking
competition. A week to d
competition, Warri sent a
delegate to Lagos to confirm if
the competition wil still hold. On arrival, the people of ... Lagos brought
20-litres of their strongest
ogogoro as welcome drink.
The Delegate from Warri asked
if he could taste and he was permitted to. He
finished d 20- litres at once, then he said 'this is okay, where
is the main drink?'.
The pple of Lagos shouted
'Come oh! U dey among the drink competitors?'
and He
replied 'Me? No-o-o-o! I no even qualify sef!
Come see as my Lagos peeps dey p**s for bodi

21/08/2017

Lionel Messi is "seriously considering" leaving Barcelona and Manchester City have even met with his representatives. (Source: Daily Record) pic.twitter.com/vmlwCQyF74
5:11 AM - 21 Aug 2017

“Lionel Messi is "seriously considering" leaving Barcelona and Manchester City have even met with his representatives. (Source: Daily Record)”

17/08/2017

Boss says to his secretary, “We are
travelling abroad for the week, so
make arrangements.”

The secretary makes a call to her
husband, “My boss and I will be
travelling abroad for the week, so look after kids.”

The husband makes call to secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the week together.”

The secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she
is giving private lessons, “I’m going
to be busy throughout the week, so
you need not come for classes.”

The little boy makes call to his grandfather, “Grandpa, I don’t have
classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s spend the week together.”

The
grandpa makes a call to his
secretary, “I’m afraid we won’t be
travelling again.
My grandson and I are going to spend the week together.”

The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss has some personal matters to attend
to, so our trip is cancelled.” The
husband makes a call to secret
lover,
“We cannot spend the week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.”

The secret lover makes a call to little boy, “We will still have classes as usual this week.” The little boy makes a call to his
grandfather, “Grandpa! I’m sorry
we won’t be able to spend the
week together. My teacher called and said that I have to attend classes.”

The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “Change of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So
we are still travelling this week.
Make arrangements.”

Can someone pls tell me who is controlling this chain....???

05/08/2017

At PSG - Paris Saint-Germain, Neymar Jr. will earn;
A year: £24,720,000 (N11.9bn) 😮
A month: £2,060,000 (N995m) 🤔
A week: (N288m) 🤯
A day: £73,571 (N36m) 😱
An hour: £3,065 (N1.4m) 🤐

Ha!🤑 My unborn sons and daughters, your boot is waiting for you, you must play ⚽football ni o.. Neymar to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC. Continue boasting am a graduate so...

Me teaching my son his ABC

A for Adidas
B for Back pass
C for crossing
D for Dribbling

He must learn by fire by force...

E for Extra Time
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Half Time

He must play football
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂At PSG - Paris Saint-Germain, Neymar Jr. will earn;
A year: £24,720,000 (N11.9bn) 😮
A month: £2,060,000 (N995m) 🤔
A week: (N288m) 🤯
A day: £73,571 (N36m) 😱
An hour: £3,065 (N1.4m) 🤐

Ha!🤑 My unborn sons and daughters, your boot is waiting for you, you must play ⚽football ni o.. Neymar to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC. Continue boasting am a graduate so...

Me teaching my son his ABC

A for Adidas
B for Back pass
C for crossing
D for Dribbling

He must learn by fire by force...

E for Extra Time
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Half Time

He must play football
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂