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21/05/2026

I dropped my CV somewhere then after 4 days they called me to write a test, when we were done they told us to bring our p*e for alcohol testing, so I took my wife's p*e because I'm always drinking. So when the results came back, they said I was pregnant

09/02/2026

09/11/2025

And the a**s Said to the va**na If I had known You will have many visitors, I wouldn't have accepted being your neighbor

01/11/2025

In the month of November, if u have the answer in God, you will have the people. Happy new month

20/02/2025

When God blow your whistle
Even when you are not in the beach
You will play the match
But you have to be available

10/01/2025

U dey inside police van dey wave me, Na which day that friendship start 😏
Abeg focus on your journey 🙄

13/12/2024

A man who hangs around a woman for a very long time without saying anything, will end up fetching water at her wedding".

10/10/2024

I attended a burial ceremony of my friend Grand mother yesterday but their tradition demands that at every burial ceremony an old man will come out and announce the next person to Die 😭😭😭😭😭

So this man came out and said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to Die....🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Since yesterday morning till now my people we are still at the burial ceremony😥😥😥 even one elderly man that is more than 98 years asking me if my parents won't be looking for me at home that I should go home 🤣😂🤣😂😂😁😁😋😋🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️