02/02/2026
Qualified Carpenter Wanted (Real Ones Only!)
We’re after a proper qualified chippy, not someone who found their builder's ticket in a Weet-Bix box. If you can build better than you banter, actually use your brain on the tools, and don’t fake phone calls while the boys do the hard graft, we want you. Bonus points if you don’t lecture clients on how they should’ve designed their house … and you actually show up to work (apparently that needs saying). If you know anyone claiming to be an actual builder wanting to join an awesome crew, please message me urgently before NASA recruits them. Full details on our trademe advert.