Virginia Tech Coal Plant

Virginia Tech Coal Plant I'm a 6.5 MW steam and electricity plant, located in the middle of campus I eat 46,000 tons of coal a year. So, like my page, hit me up, and GO HOKIES!

I love to share with my neighbors in Thomas and Monteith Halls by leaving my piles of coal uncovered. My turbine is so loud, it's like the party don't stop. My BFF's from Kentucky bring me my favorite meal of coal from blown up mountains. They're especially good when they have arsenic in them. People tell me my smoke smells, but I tell them not to worry, it's just the mercury.

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Blacksburg, VA
24060

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 5pm
Sunday 12pm - 5pm

Telephone

867-5309

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