03/01/2021
BELLONY PRIZES & SCHOLARSHIPS
(ALMOST LIKE NOBEL WITHOUT Y)!
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NY IS FOR NEW YORK WHERE MY BEST WORKS HAVE BEEN CREATED.
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LONG LIVE NEW YORK,
CITYWIDE AND STATEWIDE!!!
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AS OF 3/8/21
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WIN MONEY PRIZES AND SCHOLARSHIPS
EXCLUSIVELY WITH KNOWLEDGE
AND GOOD AND CLEAN PRINCIPLES,
AND NOT WITH CHEATING
AND A LOT OF QUAGMIRES OF IRRELEVANCIES.
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WITHIN THE KINGDOM OF MY
SOCIETY OF MATHEMATICAL RECREATIONS,
I HAVE THIS POLITICO-SOCIO-MATHEMATICAL
CORONA VIRUS PROBLEM
FOR ALL OF YOU IN THE WHOLE WORLD
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WE WILL DO IT ALSO IN SPANISH, FRENCH, CHINESE, HINDI, RUSSIAN, INDONESIAN, GERMAN, HAYITIAN, ARABIC, JAPANESE, SWAHILI, HAUSA, YORUBA, IGBO, AND ALL OTHER POPULAR LANGUAGES IN DUE PROCESS....
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SUPPOSE THAT YOU ARE A MILITARY OFFICER WHO IS BACK TO THE US FROM OVERSEAS, AND THEY ASK YOU TO HAVE A CORONA VIRUS TEST, AND YOU BADLY WANT IT, TOO, FOR YOUR OWN PEACE-OF-MIND.
THUS, YOU GO TO THE WALTER REED MILITARY HOSPITAL IN WASHINGTON, D. C., FOR A COVID-19 CHECK-UP. THE NURSE IN CHARGE ASKS YOU TO HAVE A SEAT IN THE WAITING-ROOM. WHEN YOU GET INSIDE WITH YOUR MEDICAL FACE-MASK TIGHTLY FIT, YOU QUICKLY REALIZE THAT IT IS, INDEED, A VERY SMALL ROOM.
THEN, YOU SEE FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP SITTING ON A CHAIR IN A CORNER AND LOOKING PSYCHOTICALLY NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE US PRESIDENCY, AND COUGHING, SNEEZING, ITCHING, SCRATCHING, SWEATING, AND BREATHING LIKE HELL, WITH FLAMING EYES, EVEN ABOUT TO VOMIT, WHILE WAITING TO BE CALLED FOR HIS OWN TESTS AND POSSIBLE MOST URGENT TREATMENTS.
AND, STILL, WITHOUT ANY FACE-MASK!
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ACCORDING TO THIS ILLUSTRATION ABOVE OR ALL THE WAY BELOW:
QUESTION I
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FIRST, KNOWING THAT SOCIAL DISTANCING IS AT LEAST 6 FEET AWAY,
ON WHICH CHAIR WOULD YOU WANT TO SIT TO BE IN THE SAFEST DISTANCE FROM BEING INFECTED BY BADLY INFECTED TRUMP, IF HE IS ON CHAIR A,
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KNOWING THAT THE DISTANCE FROM
A TO B AND C TO D IS 6 FEET;
AND FROM A TO C AND B TO D IS 8 FEET?
WOULD YOU SIT ON B, OR C, OR D, OR JUST ON THE LAP OF TRUMP, WHO IS ALREADY ON CHAIR A?
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE
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QUESTION II
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SECOND, WHEN YOU FINISH TO TAKE UP YOUR OWN SEAT, IF HIS WIFE, MELANIA, WHO IS ALSO SUFFERING FROM COVID-19, JUST LIKE HIM, SHOWS UP!
WHERE WOULD YOU WISH THAT SHE WOULD GO TO SIT FOR YOU TO STILL BE THE SAFEST IN THAT ROOM FROM BEING INFECTED BY EITHER TRUMP OR MELANIA OR BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?
THEY ARE BOTH STILL WITHOUT ANY FACE-MASK?
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE
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QUESTION III
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THIRD, IF THEIR SON, BARRON, WHO IS ALSO SUFFERING FROM COVID-19, JUST LIKE THEM BOTH, SHOWS UP, TOO!
WOULD YOU WANT HIM TO GO TO SIT ON THE LAST EMPTY CHAIR, OR WOULD YOU PREFER HIM TO GO TO SIT ON THE LAP OF ONE OF THEM IN ORDER FOR YOU TO STILL BE THE SAFEST FROM BEING INFECTED BY ANY ONE OF THEM, OR ALL THREE OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME?
THEY ARE ALL STILL WITHOUT ANY FACE-MASK!
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE
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QUESTION IV
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FOURTH, IF YOU WOULD WANT BARRON TO GO TO SIT ON ONE OF THEM, ON WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE THE SAFEST FOR YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATIONS, SO FAR?
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE!
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QUESTION V
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WHILE YOU ARE WAITING TO BE CALLED, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, WHO I CALL:
PRESIDENT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD WITHOUT WALLS WITHOUT FEAR WHATSOEVER, OR: PFWWWWWFW, OR:
IN SHORT: PFWF
AND VICE-PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS, WHO I CALL:
VICE-PRESIDENT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD WITHOUT WALLS WITHOUT FEAR WHATSOEVER, OR: VPFWWWWWFW, OR: VPFWF,
BOTH SHOW UP FOR A REVIEW OF THIS HOSPITAL, WITH THEIR FACE-MASKS VERY TIGHTLY FIT ON THEIR FACES.
THEN, AS TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS WHO ARE IN THESE TWO HIGHEST AND MOST POWERFUL JOBS IN THE WORLD, NOT FOR THEIR OWN BUSINESSES AND FAME AND FORTUNES AND GLORY, BUT TO BRING AMERICA BACK ON VERY WELL-ESTABLISHED TRACKS, LOCALLY, MUNICIPALLY, REGIONALLY, STATEWIDE, NATIONALLY, INTERNATIONALLY, CONTINENTALLY, AND GLOBALLY, AND HELP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AND SAFE AND PROSPEROUS FOR ALL AMERICANS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE CENTURIES, CONTRARILY TO TRUMP AND HIS ASSOCIATES AND MEGA-SUPPORTERS, THEY DECIDE THAT THIS WAITING-ROOM IS WAY TOO, TOO SMALL, AND ASK YOU ALL TO MOVE UPSTAIRS TO A LOT LARGER WAITING-ROOM ON THE SECOND FLOOR!
THEY SAY THAT THE WIDTH OF THIS OTHER ROOM IS NOT ONLY 6 FEET BUT 12 FEET.
ALL THE PATIENTS CLAP THEIR HANDS LIKE IN A THEATER FOR THEM AND FOR THE MOVE UPSTAIRS!
WHAT IN YOUR OPINION MUST THE LENGTH OF THAT ROOM BE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT YET, IF IT HAS THE SAME MATHEMATICAL PATTERN AS THIS SMALL ONE, WITH A LENGTH OF 8 FEET?
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ONCE UPSTAIRS FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RUSHES, LIKE A WAR-HORSE, FOR TOTALLY UNKNOWN REASONS, TO HAVE THE SAME CHAIR A AGAIN!
AND TO SHOW THAT HE IS STILL A BIG MAN, HE ASKS MELANIA AND BARRON TO SIT RIGHT ON HIS OWN LAP AGAIN!
QUESTION VI
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WHAT IS THE DISTANCE OF THE SAFEST CHAIR FROM HIM THAT YOU WILL CHOOSE TO SIT ON YOURSELF AND BY YOURSELF?
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12 FEET
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE!
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QUESTION VII
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NOW, WHILE IN THE CARE OF THE MEDICAL STAFF, DOCTOR FAUCI, WHO I CALL:
DOCTOR FOR THE WHOLE WORLD WITHOUT WALLS WITHOUT FEAR WHATSOEVER, OR:
DFWWWWWFW, OR: DFWF,
COMES TO THIS SECOND ROOM AND ASKS YOU ALL TO MOVE UP AGAIN TO THE LARGER ROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
THEN, HE SAYS THAT ITS WIDTH IS 24 FEET.
ALL THE PATIENTS AGAIN CLAP THEIR HANDS VERY LOUDLY FOR HIM AND FOR THIS MOVE UPSTAIRS, JUST LIKE IN A THEATER!
*** THUS, IF IT HAS TO KEEP THE SAME PATTERN AS THE TWO PREVIOUS ROOMS, NOW, WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PATIENTS (M) THIS ROOM CAN CONTAIN, IF TRUMP, MELANIA, AND BARRON GO TO SIT, EACH ONE, ON ONE SINGLE CHAIR, MOST LIKELY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM?
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24 FEET
QUESTION 8
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF TRUMP CLAIMS THAT AS A FORMER PRESIDENT, HE CAN PUT HIS OWN CHAIR RIGHT IN THE VERY CENTER OF THE ROOM, NO MATTER HOW THE CHAIRS HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED IN IT BY THE ADMINISTRATION!
THE SAME WAY, AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN, HE WANTED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF ALL OUR HUMAN SOCIETIES, ALL HIS LIFE, THE SAME WAY, AS US PRESIDENT, HE WANTED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF ALL ASPECTS OF OUR LIVES, WORLDWIDE, THE SAME WAY, NOW, AS FORMER PRESIDENT, HE STILL WANTS TO BE AT THE CENTER OF THE LIVES OF ALL OUR COVID-19 PATIENTS, WHEREVER THEY MAY FIND THEMSELVES, WHETHER IN THIS HOSPITAL OR IN THEIR OWN GRAVEYARDS!
THUS, THE HOSPITAL STAFF, TRYING TO AVOID UNNECESSARY CONFRONTATION WITH HIM, DECIDE TO LET HIM PUT HIS OWN CHAIR AT THE VERY CENTER OF THE ROOM, BUT THEY WILL HAVE TO STILL MAKE SURE THAT THE 6 FEET SOCIAL DISTANCE REQUIREMENT BETWEEN ALL PATIENTS IS RESPECTED!
*** THE QUESTION HERE FOR YOU IS WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PATIENTS (M') THAT THIS ROOM CAN CONTAIN, IN THIS SITUATION?
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QUESTION 9
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COMPARE THESE TWO SITUATIONS, AND TELL US WHICH SITUATION PUTS MORE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM AT RISK FOR COVID-19 INFECTION?
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QUESTION 10
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WHAT IS THEN THE DISTANCE BETWEEN TRUMP AND EACH ONE OF THE TWO CLOSEST PATIENTS TO HIM?
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24 FEET
DRAW YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATION, IF POSSIBLE!
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QUESTION 11
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ACCORDING TO THE SAME MATHEMATICALL PATTERN, WHAT WOULD BE THE DIMENSIONS OF THE SMALLEST ROOM THE DOCTORS COULD PUT YOU IN FOR WHATEVER PRIVATE TREATMENTS?
MAKE YOUR OWN ILLUSTRATIONS OR GRAPHICS IF POSSIBLE!
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QUESTION 12
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SUPPOSE THERE ARE TWO SMALL ROOMS LIKE THAT AND YOU ARE STORMY DANIELS AND ARE WITH YOUR SISTER-IN-PRESIDENTIAL-SEXUAL-SCANDAL, KAREN MCDOUGAL, AND THEY FINALLY PUT EACH ONE OF YOU IN A DIFFERENT ONE OF THEM FOR TWO SHOTS EACH, WITH BOTH IN YOUR BUTTOCKS...AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR COLORFUL AND SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR THAT!
IF DONALD TRUMP WOULD WANT TO COME IN THERE TO WAIT FOR HIS OWN TWO SHOTS, WHILE YOU ARE BOTTOMLESS,
BECAUSE, HE TELLS YOU, HE LIKES TO GRAB WOMEN IN THIER PRIVATE PARTS, JUST LIKE IN THE HOLLYWOOD ACCESS VIDEO, AND THAT HE WILL PAY YOU FATLY FOR UP TO 30,000 US DOLLARS, IN COLD-CUT CHECKS, THROUGH HIS OWN NEW PERSONAL IMMORAL AND ILLEGAL ATTORNEYS, WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING ANYTHING, JUST LIKE WITH HIS CRIMINALLY CONVICTED PERSONAL ATTORNEY MICHAEL COHEN A FEW YEARS AGO!!!
*** WOULD YOU BE SAFE AGAINST THE COVID-19 IF YOU WOULD LET HIM IN, WHILE THE NURSES AND DR FAUCI WOULD BE ABSENT FOR SIX MINUTES?
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QUESTION 13
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IF YES, EXPLAIN!
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QUESTION 14
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IF NO, WHY NOT? EXPLAIN!
YOU WOULD NOT LET HIM IN BECAUSE YOU ARE NAKED IN THERE, OR BECAUSE OF THE DISTANCE IN THE ROOM, OR BOTH?
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QUESTION 15
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WHETER YOU ACCEPT HIM IN OR NOT, WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISTANCE THERE COULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM IN THAT SMALLEST ROOM?
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NOTE THAT YOU CAN SOLVE SOME OF THESE FIFTEEN PROBLEMS, WITH YOUR OWN EYES, THAT IS EMPIRICALLY; OR WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, THAT IS MATHEMATICALLY.
THE BELLONY MONEY PRIZES
AND SCHOLARSHIPS
(ALMOST LIKE NOBEL WITHOUT THE Y)!
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THE CONTEST IS OPEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT THE PRIZES AND SCHOLARSHIPS ARE TO HELP SOME YOUNGSTERS WHO WANT TO BE SMART AND PURSUE OR PERFECT THEIR EDUCATION.
THUS, THE PEOPLE WITH THE BEST SOLUTIONS TO ALL TWELVE PROBLEMS, WITH THE BEST EXPLANATIONS AND THE BEST PRESENTATIONS, WILL RECEIVE A MONEY PRIZE OR SCHOLARSHIP, TO BE DETERMINED DEPENDING ON THE RESPONSES AND DONATIONS RECEIVED FROM SPONSORS OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
I CANNOT DO IT BY MYSELF!
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MY CONDITIONS
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YOU MUST BE:
1) FACEBOOK MEMBERS
2) NO MORE THAN TWENTY-FOUR YEARS-OLD
3) WILLING TO USE THE SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY SOMETHING OR FURTHER YOUR EDUCATION.
4) MUST LIVE IN THE REPUBLIC OF HAYITI OR IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, WHICH MAKE UP THE WHOLE ISLAND OF HAYITI, ALSO CALLED HISPANIOLA, OR KISQUEYA (TAINO: MOTHER OF ALL LAND).
5) MUST SUPPORT HIS OR HER PRESENTATION PERSONALLY AND VERBALLY.
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IF YOU PARTICIPATE AND WIN, BUT DO NOT LIVE IN ONE OF THOSE TWO COUNTRIES, JUST USE THE ADDRESS OF ANOTHER PARTICIPANT LIVING IN ONE OF THEM, AND HE OR SHE WILL RECEIVE THE PRIZE OR SCHOLARSHIP AS A GIFT FROM YOU TO THEM, AS LONG AS HE OR SHE MEETS THE FIVE REQUIREMENTS LISTED ABOVE!
THE DATE OF THE CEREMONY FOR THE RESULTS, PRIZES AND SCHOLARSHIPS IS TO BE DETERMINED ACCORDING TO THE RESPONSES AND DONATIONS RECEIVED. BUT RIGHT NOW, I WOULD WANT IT TO BE ON THE NEXT INDEPENDENCE DAY, OR JANUARY 1, 2022, WHICH WILL BE ENOUGH TIME FOR PROMOTION ACTIVITIES AND MANAGEMENT, AND ENOUGH TIME FOR THE PARTICIPANTS TO STUDY AND RESEARCH THE RESULTS!
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PS:
IF YOU ARE A HIGH-SCHOOL TEACHER OR A COLLEGE PROF, FEEL FREE TO USE THESE FIFTEEN PROBLEMS IN YOUR CLASSES, ANY TIME, AND ANYWHERE, AND IN ANY CULTURE OR LANGUAGE OR RELIGION IN THE WORLD.
MATH AND SCIENCES ARE UNIVERSAL AND ETERNAL, INDEPENDENTLY FROM THEIR INVENTORS OR CREATORS OR DISCOVERERS.
WHETHER YOU LIKE OR LOVE THEM OR NOT.
YOU CANNOT BOYCOTT THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE WORLD!
WHEREVER YOU GO IN THE UNIVERSE AND WHENEVER YOU GO THERE,
E WILL ALWAYS = MC^2,
OR, WITH C = 1; C2 = 1; E = M
OR:
ENERGY = MASS
WHETHER YOU LIKE OR LOVE OR HATE EINSTEIN.
NO RACISM, NO SUPREMACISM, NO POOR, NO RICH, NO PRETTY, NO UGLY, NO SKIN COLORS THERE!
IN THE SAME WAY YOU COULD DISMISS OR BOYCOTT BENJAMIN BANNEKER HIMSELF FOR NOT LIKING HIM FOR YOUR OWN TEN THOUSAND REASONS AS A HATER, BUT YOU COULD NOT DISMISS OR BOYCOTT ANY OF HIS SCIENTIFIC OR TECHNOLOGIC WORKS, SUCH AS HIS CLOCKS, CALENDARS, AND HIS PREDICTIONS OF THE SUPER-NATURAL CICADAS' CYCLICAL INVASIONS!
THEY ARE THERE TO STAY WITH US TILL THE END OF TIMES!
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… AND IF YOU ARE AN ARCHITECT OR A CIVIL OR MILITARY ENGINEER, FEEL FREE ALSO TO BUILD EDIFICES OR CRUISE SHIPS WITH THIS PATTERN, WITH THE LARGEST FLOOR ON THE GROUND AND THE SMALLEST FLOOR ON TOP, OR VICE-VERSA, WITH THE SMALLEST FLOOR ON THE GROUND AND THE LARGEST ONE ON TOP, AND WHERE THE HIGHER AND LARGER FLOORS BEING SUPPORTED BY PYLONS ALONG THEIR PERIMETERS… OR CIRCUMFERENCES, WITH SIX FEET BETWEEN THEM TO SYMBOLIZE OUR SOCIAL DISTANCE REQUIREMENT.
THE SAME THING CAN BE ALSO DONE WITH THE ROOMS ON EACH FLOOR!
SOME OF THE PYLONS MAY BE JUST DECORATIVE SINCE TOO MANY REAL PYLONS NOT ONLY WOULD BE UNNECESSARY BUT WOULD ALSO COST TOO MUCH!
THOSE DECORATIVE PYLONS WOULD BE MADE AT THE IMAGE OF SOME PEOPLE WITH THEIR FACEMASKS ON!
THE FRONT OF THESE EDIFFICES COULD BE DESIGNED LIKE SOME COVID-19 FULL FACE-MASKS…
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ALL OF THIS IN REMEMBRANCE OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF HUMAN BEINGS, JUST LIKE US, WORLDWIDE, WHO HAVE BEEN INFECTED OR KILLED OR WILL BE INFECTED OR DEAD BEFORE WE CAN BE FREE AGAIN FROM THIS EVIL VIRUS...
SIMPLY BE-BE-BECAUSE OF STUPIDITIES FROM STUPID AND IMMORAL AND SINFUL AND CRIMINAL AND INHUMAN POLITICIANS WHO HAVE BECOME EVEN MORE EVIL, BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN APPLAUDED BY THOSE EVEN A LOT, LOT, LOT MORE EVIL THAN THEM!!!
THAT’S WHY THE ROMANS OF ANTIQUITY USED TO LOVE TO REPEAT AT THE RIGHT OCCASIONS:
ABYSSUS ABYSSUM INVOCAT
--A MISTAKE BRINGS ANOTHER MISTAKE--
--HELL CALLS HELL--
HOWEVER, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SAY MY NAME LOUD, AND SHOW MY PICTURE AROUND, SO THAT I CAN BECOME FAMOUS,
(TOO, TOO, TOO!!!) 😂, BE IT ONLY TO FULFILL THE PROPHECY OF ONE OF MY TWO HIGH-SCHOOL MENTORS, WHO WAS ALSO MY UNCLE AND MY PHYSICS PROF, AND WHO LOVED ME VERY MUCH, AND WHO SAID TO MY DAD ONE BEAUTIFUL AFTERNOON, I WAS THEN FIFTEEN YEARS-OLD, AFTER ASKING ME A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS IN MATH AND SCIENCE AND FOREIGN LANGUAGES, ONE AFTER ONE, NON-STOP, WHICH I ANSWERED LIKE A VETERAN PROF MYSELF, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY WHO WAS THERE, INCLUDING MY DAD AND MY MOM:
THIS SON OF YOURS IS GOING TO BECOME AN INTELLECTUAL BOMB, A GENIUS, A SAVANT IN THE WORLD. YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTING IN YOUR POWER AND ABILITY, EVEN TO WORK AS A PORTER OR A STINKY LATRINE CLEANER (SINCE HE WAS A TOP AND WELL-KNOWN CONTRUCTION FORMAN AND INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR), TO PUSH HIM TO GO AS FAR AS HE CAN!
MY DAD, OF COURSE, ALWAYS ACTED APPROPRIATELY WITH ME, FOR HE ALREADY KNEW ALL OF THOSE THINGS, SINCE I WAS ALWAYS FIRST AND WILDLY DECORATED FROM PRE-K, EVEN WHEN I WAS SICK AND ABSENT FOR A FEW DAYS FROM SCHOOL!
HE BECAME THE BEST PHYSICS PROF IN PORT-AU-PRINCE HAYITI, AFTER STUDYING ON SOME FULL SCHOLARSHIPS IN THE US AND FRANCE. HIS FULL NAME WAS JOACHIM ETIENNE. HE WAS KNOWN EVERYWHERE, RESPECTED AND LOVED BY ALL, STUDENTS AND ACADEMIA. HE WAS THE FIRST TO INTRODUCE ME TO A PHYSICS LAB SINCE WE DID NOT HAVE ONE IN OUR SCHOOL!
HE WAS TEACHING IN THE BEST SCHOOLS IN PORT-AU, INCLUDING MINE, LYCEE ANTENOR FIRMIN, AND PETIT SEMINAIRE COLLEGE SAINT MARTIAL, AND LYCEE DES JEUNES FILLES, AND THE MOST BOURGEOIS COLLEGE BIRD!
RIGHT AFTER MY BACC HE OFFERED ME TO REPLACE HIM AT MY OWN SCHOOL AS A PHYSICS PROF, SAYING THAT HE WAS TIRED WITH TOO MANY HOURS OF TEACHING PER WEEK AND THAT THE STUDENTS DESERVED TO HAVE A GREAT GUY LIKE ME TO TEACH THEM!
BUT I COULD NOT SINCE I WAS ALREADY DOING OTHER THINGS, INCLUDING ARCHITECTURE AND CIVIL ENGINEERING.
MY OTHER MENTOR THROUGH ALL HIGH-SCHOOL WAS PROF AROUNTINO PETIT CELIN (THE ACADEMIC SUPER-STAR!), WHO ADOPTED ME AS A YOUNGER BROTHER WHEN I WAS ONLY THIRTEEN YEARS-OLD, AND SPENT ALL HIS LIFE GLORIFYING ME AS A MODEL STUDENT AND HUMAN BEING, NOT ONLY IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS BUT ALSO IN FRONT OF ALL HIS STUDENTS UNTIL HIS DEATH! HE LATER FUNDED HIS OWN PRIVATE COLLEGE.
WITH THOSE TWO GUYS AND MY DAD WATCHING OVER ME, I COULD NOT EVEN GO TO DANCE OPENLY IN MARDIGRAS OR RARA OR CARNAVALS OR NIGHT CLUBS. HOWEVER, I STILL FOUND SOME TIME TO DO SOME OF THOSE THINGS, ...QUIETLY!
MY MOM.WAS EVEN TOUGHER THAN ALL OF THEM IN TERMS OF GOOD MORALITY,
SINCE SHE WAS A PROTESTANT!
OUR MOTTO WAS:
A SANE MIND IN A SANE BODY
AND
LE FRONT HAUT ET LA TETE ALTIERE!
NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, NO SMOKING, NO FORNICATION, NO ADULTRY, NO PROMISCUITY, NO PROSTITUTION, NO HOMOSEXUALITY, AND NO ROMANCE.
ONLY PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NO INNUENDOS AND NO TALKING BAD ABOUT PEOPLE'S PERSONAL LIVES!
IT WAS MATH, PHYSICS, AND CHEMISTRY EVERYDAY, AND EVEN ON CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S DAY, SPENDING OUR TIME SOLVING HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF THE TOUGHEST PROBLEMS GIVEN IN DIFFERENT CITIES IN HAYITI, FRANCE, SWITZERLAND, AND BELGIUM, IN THEIR BACCALAUREATE'S EXAMS, AND IN THEIR ENTRANCE EXAMS AT THE NORMAL SCHOOLS, POLYTECHNIQUE OR ENGINEERING SCHOOLS, AND AT THE MILITARY ACADEMIES, GOING BACK TO THE 1800s!
TEN TO TWENTY PROBLEMS WERE TO BE SOLVED EVERY SINGLE DAY!
WE USED TO WORK IN A BACKYARD NEAR AN OAK TREE, WITH OUR TALL BLACKBOARD BENT ON THE WALL OF A HOUSE.
AND IT WAS LIKE A FREE-MASONRY LODGE WHERE THOSE WHO WERE NOT PROPERLY INITIATED IN MATH AND SCIENCE WERE NOT WELCOME.
FOR US THEY WERE JUST VULGARS, PROFANES, AND BLASPHEMERS!
AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, I WAS HAPPY LIKE HELL, A LOT MORE HAPPY THAN PRINCE HARRY, IN A CERTAIN WAY!
MY THANKS AND GRATITUDE TO ALL THREE OF THEM...
IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO GIVE CREDIT TO THOSE WHO HELPED YOU OUT ON YOUR WAY UP!
PEACE TO THEIR SOULS!!!
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I KNOW THAT THEY WOULD BE EXCITED LIKE HELL AROUND MY EQUATIONS!
PROF AROUND USED TO TELL ME:
DON'T JUST REPEAT AFTER PYTHAGORAS, THALES, EUCLID, ARCHIMEDES, NEWTON, PASCAL, EINSTEIN, ...
WORK HARD ON DEVELOPING YOUR OWN ORIGINAL WORKS! IF YOU DON'T DO THAT, YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE A POOR COLORFUL
REPEATING PARROT!
UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, I ALWAYS PREFERRED TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH THE SMALLEST GUYS NEXT DOORS. I NEVER TALKED TOO MUCH ABOUT ANY OF MY POSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENTS OR WHATEVER I WAS WORKING ON...
(TO PREVENT JEALOUSY, OR SPECIAL TREATMENTS, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, TOO!).
HOWEVER, I SPENT YEARS SOMETIMES TRYING TO SOLVE THE SAME MATH PROBLEMS TRYING TO SATISFY MY UNCLE'S OLD PROPHECY, WHICH NEVER STOPPED RINGING IN MY EARS, LIKE A DEBT I OWED TO THE WORLD!
WITHOUT THESE FORMULAS OR EQUATIONS NOW, I WOULD REALLY BE UNHAPPY WITH MY LIFE, KNOWING THAT I HAVE LIVED ON THIS PLANET CONSUMMING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORKS AND INVENTIONS WITHOUT INVENTING ANYTHING MYSELF!
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*** IF YOU HAD GIVEN ME ALL THE MONEY DONALD TRUMP OWNED FOR ME TO PUT MY EQUATIONS ON HIS OWN NAME BEFORE I COULD PUBLISHED THEM ON MY OWN NAME, I WOULD HAVE CALLED THE POLICE FOR YOU AS A MESSENGER OF DEVIL.
AND I WOULD HAVE TREATED YOU JUST LIKE JESUS TREATED THE DEVIL ON THE MOUNTAIN, WHILE FASTING:
AWAY FROM ME, SATANT! FOR IT IS WRITTEN:
WORSHIP THE LORD YOUR GOD, AND SERVE HIM ONLY!
IN FACT, I WOULD DO THE SAME IN FRONT OF ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!😀
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED TO MORE OF ANYTHING THAN ANYBODY ELSE. I NEED SOME FOOD, SOME CLOTHING, A PLACE TO LIVE, AND MY PEACE OF MINE!
I HAVE NEVER HAD WHAT I HAVE CALLED:
A RAPPETITE!
WHICH I HAVE FORMED WITH RAPTOR AND APPETITE, GIVING US:
THE APPETITE OF A RAPTOR!
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SO, LIKE I SAID EARLIER, SAY MY NAME LOUD IN YOUR CLASSES AND SHOW MY PICTURES TO YOUR STUDENTS AND I CAN BECOME AS FAMOUS:
EVEN JUST LIKE AN AVERAGE DRUMMER IN AN AVERAGE KONPA, OR SALSA, OR MERENGUE, OR JAZZ OR ROCK BAND;
OR AN AVERAGE GOALIE OR MIDFIELDER, OR STRIKER IN AN AVERAGE NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM;
OR AN AVERAGE PASTOR, OR DEACON, OR PRIEST IN AN AVERAGE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OR CATHEDRAL;
OR AN AVERAGE HOUNGAN OR MAMBO IN AN AVERAGE VODOU PERISTIL!
OR AN AVERAGE BEAUTICIAN IN AN AVERAGE HOLLYWOOD STUDIO;
OR AN AVERAGE POLICE OFFICER WORKING FROM AN AVERAGE PRECINT IN AN AVERAGE NEIGHBORHOOD;
OR AN AVERAGE FIED PORK (GRIYO) AND FRIED VEGETABLES COOK IN AN AVERAGE HAYITIAN FRITAY RESTAURANT!
OR EVEN JUST LIKE THAT WOMAN WHO WAS DANCING A FEW DAYS AGO IN FRONT OF THE HOSPITAL WHERE SHE WAS TREATED FOR BREAST CANCER!
SHE WAS HAPPY LIKE HELL AND A LOT OF FOLKS CAME DOWN TO DANCE WITH HER!
NOBODY HAS DANCED WITH ME SO FAR!!!😭
I WISH THAT THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN INCAPACITATED OR KILLED BY THE COVID-19 COULD BE THERE TODAY TO DANCE WITH HER FOR THEIR OWN RECOVERY FROM THAT EVIL VIRUS!!!
THUS, JUST LIKE JESUS-CHRIST SAID IN THE NEW TESTAMENT, ACCORDING TO HIS OWN TWELVE MAIN DISCIPLES (THERE WERE SOME WOMEN,TOO), OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO, I MYSELF AM SAYING TO YOU ALSO TODAY:
THIS IS MY WORK, I BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU,
SO, USE IT, SHARE IT, AND TEACH IT AROUND.
DO THIS IN REMEMBRANCE OF ME!
JEAN-CLAUDE MJ BELLONY,
INVENTOR OF MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS AND EQUATIONS AND PSYCHEMATHICS.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2/14 TO 3/9/2021
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