The following was written by John Caulker in early 2014. Way back in '2, me and Dick Seder starts this rodeo on a hot summer monday. I said "Dick, my rooms are wet and clammy! An air duct would clear this hot and soppy mess right up!" To our dismay, there were no air ducts, so we were forced to start our own Air Duct company. We struck up a few deals with the Yakuza and the japanese mafia, squatte
d in some houses on the market, and after many sleepless nights, a lot of yelling at eachother, some cameras in a nearby women's bathroom, and a lot of coffee (with dirt to enhance the flavor), we were on our way to fame! Caulk Air is made by patriots, for the patriots. Commies will not be served. We make air ducts with ease. For you, the easy people. (We used to sell amazing cheddar popcorn as well, but thanks to Obama and his Health Department drones we can't legally make it available for sale, and we can't give it to pregnant women or children)
However, our food adventure is not over. You can skip on down to one of our superstores (4400 Shellmound St, Emeryville, CA or 1801 NW 117th Avenue, Miami, FL) and try our own local food chain, John Caulker's Mexican Fusion Kuisine Korner! Located at locations such as, 3839 Emery St, Emeryville, CA, and 3595 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL!
