04/28/2026
I started a simple closet remodel thinking it would take a weekend, and now it looks like my wardrobe exploded and formed its own independent nation. There are clothes in rooms I don’t even remember owning, one shoe has gone completely rogue, and I’m pretty sure I discovered outfits from three different eras of my life.
At this point, the “organization system” is just me stepping over piles and pretending I know where things are. I’ve been negotiating peace treaties between hangers and hoping I eventually uncover the floor.
If anyone needs me, I'll be calling Joe Dirt to help me with a new closet organization system! 😅