Dick Jones

Dick Jones I had to kill Bob Norton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
11/14/2025

I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.

12/18/2024

I remember when I was a young executive at this company, Bob. We used to call the old man funny names. Iron butt. B***r. Once I even called him "as***le." But there was always respect.

11/14/2024

I'm cashing...you...out, Bob.

07/23/2021

Suit yourself, Clarence. But Delta City begins construction in two months...

05/13/2020

ED-209: PLEASE PUT ON A MASK IN PUBLIC. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
Me: I think you better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

09/07/2019

You know, I usually don't see anyone without an appointment. But in your case I'll make an exception.

04/20/2019

You know what the tragedy is here, Bob? We could have been friends...

08/15/2018

You're our product, and we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?

11/22/2014

We practically are the military.

09/22/2013

I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?

03/20/2012

i had to kill bob morton because he made a mistake. now it's time to erase that mistake.

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