A.R.K. Basement Waterproofing

03/23/2023

Check your Inbox. Have Fun and Good Luck on Club Vegas!

08/27/2022

Not sure but this looks like a pretty weird way to launch a kayak

10/06/2017

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." 🤘

04/24/2017

04/06/2017

A 14-year-old girl went missing earlier this week from Henderson, the National Center For Missing & Exploited Children announced. 

02/09/2017

Our beloved 4th grade teacher, Mr. Jones, was nominated for the Life Changer of the Year Award. He was presented with his nomination poster at a school wide assembly, and is pictured here with the 4th grade class. Leave him a positive comment at LifeChangeroftheYear.com under 2016-17 Indiana nominees.
https://lifechangeroftheyear.com/lloyd-jones/

04/19/2015

06/17/2014

We can build decks