09/18/2026
Evidently, “field-tested engineering” applies to our merch, too! 😆
Our engineering team has reviewed the available evidence and determined the cup was structurally sound. The coffee, however, did not meet the same standard.
Don't worry, we will identify the uncaffeinated BHBer and reunite them with their cup. 🫡
🚨 UPDATE: CASE CLOSED ☕️
Owner located, cup released from protective custody, and safely returned home. We wish both of them the best as they work through this morning’s traumatic separation. 😂
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Dear Aledo resident having a rough morning,
If you got to work today and suddenly realized your YETI — and, more importantly, your coffee — never made it with you, we have some good news. ☕️
Around 7:40 this morning, while directing traffic at Bailey Ranch Road and Champions Drive, our officers witnessed your beloved morning brew make an unexpected fall from the top of your pickup as you turned east onto Bailey Ranch from Point Vista.
Unfortunately, the coffee was beyond saving. 🫡
The YETI, however, survived. Our officers were able to recover the cup and lid before either became a casualty of morning traffic.
Your cup is now safe and secure at the Aledo Police Department, 200 Old Annetta Road, inside City Hall. If you can tell us the name printed on the side, we’ll happily reunite you with it.
And because losing your morning coffee is hard enough, we’ll even refill it with some of our finest station coffee. We can’t promise it’ll be good, but it will be hot. 😂
Until then, your YETI is in protective custody.