Even the awesome greaser gang depicted in our profile photo, The Outsiders it sucks. In their case, they get their hot women taken and asses kicked by rich kids. It's like someone banging your chick, everyone knowing about it, and then you still have to find out on your own and for some reason the dude sees you coming and beats your ass. So we are a new breed of awesome greaser gang. A leap in evo
lution far greater than the development of democracy or the invention of the selfie stick. We have learned from our predecessors and taken note of their triumphs and downfalls. We understand the value of knowledge and communication, the importance of organization and precise execution. Since the dawn of time men like use have come together to create some sort of organized brotherhood and support system. It is our time to create our own creed. No longer are we bound by geographical, social, or institutional barriers. Maturity along with inventions like the internet and the mobile cellular device have overcome these obstacles. This means that we only admit the most noble & brotastic of individual into our creed. We do this not for any individual, but for all associated individuals. To support and guide each member to success and prosperity. Because we know that rich white kids will always be there to take our women and kick our asses in one way or another. For this reason, we unite and collaborate both in numbers and information. Rules:
-Positive advice and suggestions only (no putting down bros).
-Inducting new bros must be done as a democratic vote in the form of a wall post.
-Do not under any circumstance let a bro drink/drive.
-All interactions with opposing bro's women must be in the best interest of bro who's woman it is regardless of circumstances.
-To call dibs on a woman you must have slept with her. Otherwise she's all fair game.
-Bros can enter into financial agreements at their own risk but 2 months is a reasonable time to repay any monetary debts to other bros.
-F**k going to SUTRA club in Newport Beach under all circumstances unless the DJ gets you in for free. Then you still go to Goat Hill.
-If a bro cannot get a ride to/from an airport from friends or family and resorts to this page someone must absolutely do this. Fight Rules:
If there is a fight between a bro and outsider, the most sober bro decides whether the fight should escalate to a brawl. If there is a fight: You must leave nothing behind and defend bros at all costs while showing the other bitch who's boss. If sober bro decides that fight is not worth the damage, (financial, physical, social, any weapons of any kind) then he has authority to withdraw from fight and take any comments that follow from spectators in the best interest of the unit.
-If there is a debate over who is the most sober or whether to fight or not, once a punch is thrown the fight has begun. When fighting consider leaving opponents able to walk from the skirmish under their own will power....
If you want to a fight another bro, get the f**k outa here. Examples of things to share on page:
-Addresses
-Phone Numbers
-Netflix account info
-Discount/Rewards phone numbers
-Some cool new app, food, workout, drink, book, music, food stop, car wash, airline
(product recommendations)
-Invitations on any trips with accurate estimated obligatory costs
-If there is a bulk discount for something useful to bros, holla at your bros
-Concerts or events that you want to attend
-Unorganized activity ideas. (Golf, drinking, sports game, concert, skydiving, shooting, bars)
Gentlemen. May this page bring you, strength and Honor.
